Tax-Deferred ≠ Tax Denied

Enter:  Annuities. In the most basic of the basic sense, an annuity is like an insurance policy to receive tax-deferred payments. Sounds nice, right?  Yeah but OF COURSE more complicated than that.  For see, to wit … Annuities are offered by insurance companies, basically two types: The real beauty of annuities is that the $$$/investment/money …

Gotta Pay $$$ to Make $$$

One crucial ingredient for the investment portfolio pie?               = Mutual funds (see that investment company, ydoncha) The major beauty of mutual funds is the “set it / forget it” aspect BUT but must consider a few things …… #1 being the “annual expense ratio” or AER, the yearly fee (paid by you) to run the …

Hedge the Hog; or, Lay Low and Spread Wide

Foreign funds: Value of the US Dollar goes ↑?Foreign/int’l currency less valuable bc can buy less with other countries’ monies, more expensive to buy US goods because the dollar buys more. Foreign funds: Value of the US Dollar goes ↓?Foreign/int’l currency more valuable bc can buy more with other countries’ monies, less expensive to buy …

And the Saga Continues … But Y Tho’?

This is … almost, but not quite, sorta-not, not even … funny. Sigh. So it’s raining (again) and while rain is almost always welcome, not so much right in the now. Face-tatted, poo-flinging monkey person is still on site, claiming rain will delay even further, and constantly looking/asking/begging for cash … “Can’t finish without … …

Poo-Flinging, Face-Tatted, Club-Footed Monkey

OK not mad, exactly.  Just perplexed.  A bit irritated.  Confused, as to this. OK so there are not one but two two holes in the ceiling … one of which due to gross negligence, the other to … idiocy?  Morons moving through the world?  Stupidity just strutting about? Yah, methinks so. OK so face-tatted “guy” …

Moderately Moderate in Moderation

Briefly perused (wat? “pear”? “yoused”? ENGLISHMAKESNOSENSE) an article about how to shop for the holidays without breaking the budget (that’s ‘cuz budgets don’t work and waste my time) and suggested that folks plan ahead, make a list of gift-receivers, decide the gift, then shop for sales.  Oh, wait.  That sounds like a SPENDING PLAN. See?  …

All Gold Err’thang

Or, better yet, shiny things. Mansa Musa, the richest man who ever lived, had a bag worth $400B in today’s bucks, and even managed to devalue gold by spreading it around.  Bozos and the oily, musky ferret funk got nothing on that guy.  Well, that guy lived/reigned some 700 years ago, so there is that. …