Dragon (B)Eats Eagle

Personally, even if such funds were available, could not countenance spending nearly $40K on a … purse.  Not even a satchel. And what’s even funnier is that about 96 percent of that $40K purchase price is simply for the label. China plays chess as GrandMaster, while the Orange Menace keeps losing at Tic-Tac-Toe.  Ha!  This …

Baby Burst

Apparently (heh, didjacatchthat?no?nevermind) the Rethuglicans are seriously worried re the lack of babies being born (among the horsewomen,a’cours). In the land of Dobbs, the SAVE Act, dismantling the Dept of Education (‘cept for collecting on default student loan debt), and efforts to end no-fault divorce … Don’t ever wonder. Here’s a suggestion … try universal …

Ownership, and Revenue … Slavery?

Not really.  But kinda. Hmmm. Recently became a lurker on Reddit, familial cesspool of thought, opinion, and whatiffery. Fascinating lot, that.  Particularly fond of the sub “AITA” … why yes, yes you are.  Overwhelming so. Anyhoo, one sub discusses RTO, with the consensus almost universally WTAF.  State workers in Texas, California, Minnesota, Ohio (oh Ohio) are …

True Blessing

Celebrated the arrival of theKid earlier this month … asked for a zombie VR experience (yehinorite) accompanied by a few friends.  Cake, pizza, festivities and frivolities enjoyed by all. theKid gave a thumbs-up to the experience so feeling pretty validated.  Breeding has its perks. Speaking of … recent stats indicate the US birthrate has fallen …

Clown Monkeys

This has officially become ridiculous.  Would go shoot the poo-flinging monkey in the face but bullets be pricey. theKid asked for some random trinket-bauble-doodad on the thing with the stuff, said “yeh,” tried to process the magikal plastic and got denied. Wat.  This is a six-figure household, waddaya mean “declined”? And to think this time …

Trading War

Well that seems like an evilitic idiot idea but gotta consider the source. Can’t say he didn’t keep his promise. Mexico, Canada, China, and – soon, possibly – the EU. Might as well just do a 100-percent tariff on everything from everywhere … what’s that Kings of Leon song “Radioactive”?  Just drink the water … where …