Mayhaps (or mayhaps not) mentioned ‘round these parts that Half predicted the burning phoenix sequel to the Orange Menace. See, Half works with/is exposed to the knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing standard bearer of the typical Trump voter, and Half said (when the Half-Not was announced following the pending demise of the CryptKeeper) “No way.” As in, “no …
Let’s Get Ready to Grumble
Called a lawyer to see about inflicting some financial injury on the face-tatted, poo-flinging monkey. Gah, doan wanna, but hey … don’t start nothing, won’t be nothing. Good news – bit of a packrat, so kept all communications, contracts, etc. And megeddit … times are tough for everyone. However. Why make it tougher on a …
My People
The Fam is back. Half returned with theKid, which is nice. Only been about two months, say 10 weeks, roughly 71 days, but who’s counting? Would be lying if claimed sleeping in, eating crap, and days to self wasn’t highly, highly enjoyable, but an entire life of that? No thanks. And the only reason can …
Gladiator Games?
So … men beating up on women is now considered sport. Whodathunk. Suppose Ike just needed boxing gloves. Presumably bareknuckle is still taboo? Silver lining, folks. If a man is accused of DV, need only claim that it was mutual combat between women, coz in the moment … he identified as a woman. What are …
Prodigal Fam
Half has promised to bring Halfself and theKid back next month. It’s been awhile. Methinks me be lying if me said sleeping in, occasionally fooding, hermitting and yon’midnight late-nights haven’t been nice … most def have. A solitary creature does like its solitude. But. Even Ted Kaczinski needed to reach out. Jim Beam has a …
Ballet, Beauty Pageants, and Birth … or Whose Dream Is It, Anyway?
Ring/buzz/trill. “Hello?” “Hey Dad.” “Hey! It’s my number one son! How’s it going?” “Good, Dad. Good.” “And how are all my grandbabies?” Gentle chuckle. “They’re fine.” “And my daughter-in-law?” “She’s good.” “Planted the next seed yet?” Another chuckle. “Not just yet. The baby’s only a few months old, figured I’d give her break. Maybe have …
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BootyHole Worms, AKA Parental Debts
There’s a delightful young woman on the Tok of the Tik – the Girl with the List / @z00mie – and she offers birth control advice / cures for baby fever. She (I believe the term) “stitches” other clips together of women describing the absolute horror of certain birth situations. For example, one woman reminisced …
XX v. XY = Ø
Made the mistake of reading an article on BuzzFeed re the dumpster fire of entitlement, narcissism, and victimhood as it pertains to MFs and her collective justification of infidelity. Really. And this is what the M&Ms (modern mens) have to choose from. Now, to be honest, upfront and transparent, M&Ms have many shortcomings as well …
Alone, Again
Half took theKid, left for the other end of the country. Not permanently, at least methinks/mehopes not, but they have been gone for awhile now, with no real plan in place to return. In their absence I have discovered how expensive family really, truly is. My heavens. Been to the gas station once in two …
Part of the Problem
Well, that’s interesting. Little late to the party … which started back in 2019, in another country, but wasn’t actually invited and has absolutely nothing to do with me so my tardiness is perfectly understandable. South Korean women are done. So much for passport bros. It’s called the 4B movement — bihon (no marriage), bichulsan …