This has officially become ridiculous. Would go shoot the poo-flinging monkey in the face but bullets be pricey. theKid asked for some random trinket-bauble-doodad on the thing with the stuff, said “yeh,” tried to process the magikal plastic and got denied. Wat. This is a six-figure household, waddaya mean “declined”? And to think this time …
Trading War
Well that seems like an evilitic idiot idea but gotta consider the source. Can’t say he didn’t keep his promise. Mexico, Canada, China, and – soon, possibly – the EU. Might as well just do a 100-percent tariff on everything from everywhere … what’s that Kings of Leon song “Radioactive”? Just drink the water … where …
Point:Missed / Target:Lost / Objective:Failed
Somewhat of a fan of Matt Walsh, a total troll but good for the interesting. Saw a reaction video of his (thanks, Tubes of You) whereby he felt outraged and righteous indignation at a subreddit “r/regretfulparents.” MattyDub basically concluded that the forum should not exist, that people choose to be happy or unhappy, and that …
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Speedbumps
Wow. Way to start the year with a bang. And a thump. New Year’s in New Orleans. Welcome to 2025. So rumor has it that ISIS (or “ISIS-inspired”?) decided to strike at the heart of debauched celebration …“Show us your … beads.” Although getting oneself merc’d by the cops sans manifesto seems a bit self-defeating. …
So Good to be So Right
2024. Over already. Good. This has been one colostomy-bag filled year. Met a face-tatted, poo-flinging monkey who completely derailed $$$ plans for the year, BUT but put a new roof on the home of the Elder, so the FDOs could have a solid covering. There is that. Had $11K (yes that is thousand) in vehicle …
Gloria Hallelujah
Recently informed that there was a struggle-rap creature by the name of “GloRilla” who apparently sings … “songs” … and “thrusts” … her … self across the stage in performances. Why is this a thing? Welp, the Ice Cream Social really needs to do a better job of policing its image, because when a young …
Tailspin
Have a Dear One working in the US public school system, and DO noted that plandemic babies are entirely, unequivocally screwed. That two+ years at home, no socialization, no in-class connection? These kids got Epsteined in the absolute worst way, and it will only get worser. DO works in/with early childhood development, and sees all …
Let’s Get Ready to Grumble
Called a lawyer to see about inflicting some financial injury on the face-tatted, poo-flinging monkey. Gah, doan wanna, but hey … don’t start nothing, won’t be nothing. Good news – bit of a packrat, so kept all communications, contracts, etc. And megeddit … times are tough for everyone. However. Why make it tougher on a …
Broke v. Poor
One is a condition. The other? A mindset. Mentioned mightily amongst these parts re the scammery committed against the Elder’s home, a certain face-tatted, poo-flinging monkey (accompanied by a twitchy band of roving merry tweakers) that attacked, left a mess. Bananas everywhere. Still dealing with the fallout from that … saw online that it takes …
Empires Do Not Fall … Only Drop to Collective Knees and Face-Plant Into the Muck
Watched King’s “The Stand” on the Tubes of You not too long ago, remember reading the author’s cut about a million years ago … seems so very plausible, particularly in light of recent global troubles. Shut down the world, indeed. Had a classmate back in those dim, dark, desperate days of high school whose dad …