Is ShuddaHudaWudda wearing a diaper? That fit is perplexing. “Dayum. I gotta bug in my ish.” “You do?” “Hale’yeh.” “More protein. Drink it anyway / be country. There you go.” Ola Fine is perfection. And she knew, early on. Noticed that she does not have real conversations with the mushroom, but kept trying. Hmmm. theVans …
Read the full post →“Dip & Dive, ep.6, or “She mounted me!””
But redeemed himself, almost. Mostly. Why is theVans wearing cowboy boots? Maybe he really was living in his car. Seriously, 404? DameDash is making her case and there you go. Villian edit. To be continued. “Okay.” “Yeh.” “Okay.” “Great.” “Yeah.” “Cool.” “[Fornicating perdition.]” Hmmm. Touching moment between the mushroom and the QUEEEEEEEENNNNN. Little pre-sleep hair tuckage. …
Read the full post →“Dip & Dive, ep.4: Green is the Truest Color”
OK so to continue the screaming meemees madness that is stanning for the ethereal lovely that is the NicOlandria … got a few ideas. A foodie show where it/they travel the world, try local food, he djs events and she does shoots and shows. Occasionally the Ola Fine SOOOOPPPPPRREEEEEEMMMM does an appearance at his show …
Welp, here we go again. Gub’mint is shut down, and about dagnab time. Schumer and Jeffries finally found their balls. Huh. Well lookee that. Going to be interesting to see who blinks first. Methinks the Dumbocrats will cave, as always, being more moral/human and less harbingers of doom and celebrators of suffering, but we’ll see. Approximately …
Giving credit where credit due … 404 killed it. Coming in as a bombshell she was personable and friendly and engaging and vivacious. Genuinely likeable. Deserved better than “mmmmm.” Won’t get it tho’. Hate this show. Ready for the next episode. DameDash was totally theVans’ type. DevonDoppleganger, frfr. The slick gnome is sitting there single …
So more info is usually better. Usually, ‘cept body counts. Keep that ish to self. Found out rumored that theVans actually likely maybe might have some significant fundage. Started working as a model at 16, Papa Belg(Bulge?) insisted that his spawn be financially savage from early on, and during a post-island interview when asked how …
Read the full post →“Dip & Dive, ep.2, or the Initial EyeSnatch”
OK so may have made been mistaken (again, working on my Guiness record) and corrupted my delusion. Bubble. Burst? Fantasy. Dispelled? Well, pooh. Watched a highly HIGHLY critical video of the Nic factor in the VanCarStan, whereby wherein towit described him as a “fratbro newbie-nurse between homes with limited wardrobe” and thus made the questionable …
Read the full post →“Dip & Dive, ep.1, or Investing In This Mess”
To hijack the GenAlpha slang of theKid … never been much of a starglazer. Celebs are people too. Once stood in line for a few hours to get the autograph of a former prez – who signed with his left hand and shook with his right all while maintaining that discount superstore charm and Gomer smile …
Welp, did not see that one coming … but maybe should have. Methinks – and just opinions here, no shade – but methinks Charlie Kirk was a repugnant little baby-handed man with an oddly-shaped head masquerading as a Christian. Nopes. Not him. JESUS did not act like that. The man’s spoken views and his organization …
Just returned from visiting the Fam … sigh. It’s all to the good, but man … so very difficult. theKid asked why not quit (job) and sell (house), tried to explain obligations and duties and responsibilities and all that, but kids only understand a parent not being there. Which sucks. Half tap-danced on right up …
