Clown Monkeys

This has officially become ridiculous.  Would go shoot the poo-flinging monkey in the face but bullets be pricey. theKid asked for some random trinket-bauble-doodad on the thing with the stuff, said “yeh,” tried to process the magikal plastic and got denied. Wat.  This is a six-figure household, waddaya mean “declined”? And to think this time …