Slim the Monkey

The reality of limited resources … ahhh … ewww … Cash & debt, assets & liabilities, income & expenses … Really.  Can I just live? Warren Buffett said [and paraphrasing here] that if you work for a living you’ll work until you die.    That is not encouraging. But then again … it is. America …

Circus Tricks

The dirtiest of the quick … or the quickest of the dirtiest … nah, the dirtiest of the quick … HERE! a few circus tricks to tame that monkey, shrink that simian to tamarin size [grins stoopitly], and feed it lots of a lot less: Pay Down Before Piling On Now most normal brained people …

Money = Mass, as in accumulation. Or tumor

Shocking confession:  I don’t have savings. {Matt. 25:3} But Half does, and keeps the family afloat with all that fiscal responsibility. Me?  Heh.  Just reaping the benefits of marrying a better person.  Hypergamy of the spirit.  Heh. Dr. Lynn Richardson, one of the intersphere’s financial gurus, discusses the concept “paycheck to paycheck,” and she explains that …

Ring on Time

Awhile ago recently (yes) I had come to the spiritual resolution to address my debt.  As part of that decision I contemplated next steps, and how to approach the creditors towards whom I had shown insufficient attention and respect … dined and dashed with my debt monkey, as it were.  First thing – I couldn’t …

FICO for What

The Fair Issac Corporation has helpfully offered to accumulate everyone’s personal spending data and then rate you on how you debt (i.e., “creditworthiness” … are you worthy?  I thought not).  Based on my in-depth research of FICO scores, and the analytical synergies of the dynamic interface, I discovered that this, too, is some nonsense. I …