Bought a 2024 TIL calendar and never actually got a chance to enjoy the random WTFs throughout, thought be nice to share. So here: have some useless facts. Very welcome. 1. Corn will always have an even number of rows on each cob. (How can they know all the corn?) 2. The king of hearts …
Blanca Blanco
Griselda Blanco was the consummate Boss Bae in the late 80’s, early 90’s, turned Miami into the ultimate capital for booger sugar and bloodbaths. Rumor has it after being deported back to Medellín she was gunned down – get this – outside a butcher shop. Heh. GOD does like His irony. {Isaiah 3:11} Apparently, just …
Dancing On the Grave of the World
Over here? Big fan of the apocalypse. Means JESUS will return, bring in a new Heaven and a new Earth.{Revelation 21:1} And that’s a good thing. Only real hard part is getting from here … to there. But the Orange Menace 2.0 seems to be crossing that river jes’fiyn. During a not-too-distant interview Georgia (oh, …
Trading War
Well that seems like an evilitic idiot idea but gotta consider the source. Can’t say he didn’t keep his promise. Mexico, Canada, China, and – soon, possibly – the EU. Might as well just do a 100-percent tariff on everything from everywhere … what’s that Kings of Leon song “Radioactive”? Just drink the water … where …
And We’ve Only Just Begun
Whew. So … that was January 2025. OK so a guy drove his truck onto Bourbon Street at a high rate of speed, killing 14 before the cops killed him. Another guy blew up a DumpTruck in front of one of the Orange Menace’s hotels in Vegas, killing himself and no one else. Los Angeles …
Eat … THIS! – Crack Brownies
Yup. Still fat. Still working on not being that but not too hard … trying to pace meesef. Thus, ergo … in these most bitter of times, methinks we (you [Other Person You], me, us, all) deserve a little tasty morsel of the ultimate in moistly most deliciousness. Here: have a crack brownie. Dark Fudge …
Where’s Mario?
Guess Luigi had the absolute right idea. Turns out … UnHealth overcharged.rippedoff.stole billyons and billyons in drug costs from US healthcare consumers. Nice. And yet mainstream media heads keep wondering whyohwhy someone would do suchathing. ‘Nother interesting little factoid … seems the Gub’mint is “monitoring” the posts/sites of those expressing support for the Adjuster. “Hi!!” …
Fourth Reich Risen
Welp, turns out, they are who we thought they were. And it only took about 80 years to return to power. Didja see that? Adolph must be proud, simmering in his juices. “Roman salute” the left side of my inner butt cheek. Guy’s a fascist. Not surprising, tho’. Descends from a family of racist, racialized, race-based …
City of … Angels?
Oops. The Golden Globes was held on Sunday, January 5, 2025 … a festive, bacchanalian orgy of ego and idol worship. The banally blonde host made a point of the fact that Mario Lopez had received more thanks from the award-winners than GOD. Then the entire city burned down a few days later. 100MPH Santa …
Leon Skum, or the OilyMuskyFunk that Rules/Rues/Ruins America
Earlier this month two men avoided burning to death in their vehicle by breaking out the windows and escaping. The vehicle? Tesla Model 3. News report states that the men noticed smoke, pulled over, but could not get out. Auto-lock feature engaged? Car actively tried to kill them? So many questions. Back in November 2024, four …
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