Dunno who came up with the slogan, Money can’t buy happiness [googling isn’t a word] but it sure as biscuits can make you less sad. I’m/we’re 90% certain that current problems in the co-parenting roommate relationship (oh wait—I meant “marriage”) are related to my wholesale indifference to money and Half’s total, unabashed commitment to it. …
Prayer Works
I was feeling optimistic. I see now what a mistake that was. With each conversation, I gain a greater understanding that I am not what Half wants. Half is a talker. Likes to talk. Needs to talk. I, however, am not. I talk to myself. And to God. Jesus is a great listener {Matt. 11:30} …
Is That … a Collective Middle Finger?
I/we/me got it. Strange how all the experts have missed this particular point, but methinks we got it. Somewhere ‘round these parts was the discussion of how the social contract is really just a hired hit on the poors of the populace, and how the entire system is rigged … well, the global pandemic lockdown …
Not Intergalactic … Interdimensional
We’ve all seen lights in the sky … and it ain’t Aurora Borealis (well maybe SOME of it but not ALL of it continuing) Apparently, demons and fallen angels are vain. Who woulda thunk. Gub’mnt claiming that video of “unexplained aerial phenomenon” is actually inexplicable thus far and there is filmed evidence of transmedium craft …
Carlin’s Small Tragedy
Told dog I was going to kill him, and now he’s angry with me. Wait / OK / first, let me explain myself. Dog is 14 years old. Dog should not have lived past 7, according to the learned life expectancy of dog’s breed. Don’t get me wrong; dog is awesome. Great personality, still prances …
Children, the Worst Thing
… if you consider yourself a good person. Children will teach you that you are not. HA! Kids will disabuse you of THAT notion of the goodness of you doublequick. Prior to this whole breeding experience I/me/we were under the impression that, yeh, mostly all right. Not perfect, not a total psychopath, somewhere comfortably on …
OK So How Stupid is That?
Real, real dumb. I suppose to be a billionaire, you don’t have to be particularly intelligent. Read: Donald Trump. Add: Robert Johnson. Who? Yeh, him. The guy that started Black Entertainment Television. Then sold it. To become a billionaire. He said he wants a check for slavery from the government. Somewhere around here there was a discussion …
TIFany & TIMithy: All Is Fair
OK welp ladies, looks like you are just going to have to quit. Must now walk out on the game you love, quit the possibility of free money for school, forfeit the ability to compete at competitive levels … TRIGGUH Actual news headline:Transgenders now dominate women’s sports. BUUUHHHTTT the Gub’mnt says transgenders can dominate women’s …
Smart A$$ Kid
Truth in disclosure? Took me a minute to warm up to theKid. Not that the love wasn’t there – that’s biology, like pooping – but enjoying theKid as a separate, distinct person with personality? That took a few years. While theKid was counted in months, the entire parenting experience – for us, as we – …
Job v. Career v. Trade = Peasant?
And ANOTHER thing … those lapdogs of the mankind masters (oh BTW – keepers of the watch? guard dogs, attack dogs, lap dogs …. more to come) are happy to do the bidding as long as the benefits keep coming … but they, too, are peasants, and will be forcefully reminded if out of place. …