Not a big fan of the news these days. Too much opinion, not enough fact. And it’s sad that it’s both sides … and that there are even sides, I mean, what happened, happened, right? Not necessarily. Faux News claims the treasonous insurrection of Jan 6th was just ‘Murricans exercising their rights to “Stop the …
Born Debtor
Just recently theKid told me I smelled “sus.” I have no idea what that means. That’s not entirely true … word comprehension is important, and “sus” is modern-speak for “suspicious” … as in Among Us “sus.” See, I’m hip. I’m down. I’m funky. Extremely so, apparently (heh). Anyhoo theKid’s comment provoked a thought … about …
OK, so …
Question: Wasn’t there, like, a pipeline planned to run from Canada to Mexico through ‘Murrica’s breadbasket, protested heavily by the Tribes, until Biden shut down the whole thing? Ended up costing the fuel companies boo-coo (beaucoup to You) bucks? And then gas/everything prices skyrocketed for no discernible reason during his first (last? We can only …
Soil & Water
I knew I didn’t need to worry about it! Debt concerns are so cliché passé … Found a fun little sciencey fact …in about, oh say, 60 years the human population will starve to death, or turn Soylent Green, because the dirt in which we grow our food won’t have enough nutrients in it to …
Elite Debtor
Recently had the realization that I am a debtor elitist … high income, higher debts, highest entitlement. Ugh. I did not recognize me as that person. Mirror, meet face. A Reddit post asked for stories about toxic employers. One person said the request for time off had been placed a year in advance of a …
Hard Monkey Balls
Whelp, just heard back re one of my monkeys, the one currently headlining the circus. It’ll take less in debt satisfaction, but way more than I originally thought. Well pooh on that. Not really but yes really … was hoping for a better … negotiation. Dunno why; it isn’t as if I could argue that …
Kill ‘Em After
I/we/me must agree that the Supremes got some of ‘em right. Somewheres amongst these ramblings is a brief comment on the federal judiciary intentionally misreading the 2nd Amendment … disregarding those pesky commas. Whelp, in that liberal haven of hate that is NYC, folks can carry concealed for any non-prohibited reason. Now if you tell …
21st Century Chattel
Whelp wouhja lookidat. Effective June 24, 2022, American persons with child-bearing ability are thus denied federal constitutional protection, being wholly subject to states’ rights. Hunht. Well, like I said, not particularly surprising with a Catholic, two sex predators, and a Stepford Wife cosigning the decision. I/me/we will agree, though, that Roe was decided on the …
Liberally Intolerant
Not a big sports person. Used to watch football (STEEEELAAAHS!!!) until Tom Baby ruined it for everyone forever (2002 Divisional can tuck deez cheeks) … baseball can be played in tight skirts, thongs and stilettos (justa buncha standin’round) … and basketball, like English, makes no sense (how is that not a foul? ‘cuz the ref …
Ocean Roaches … and Fruit!
Yah tasty, but not like that. I may (or not) have mentioned that I’m fat, and not in a good way. Bloated and swole, I believed I may (or not) have called it. I/me/we am/are/is holding me/myself/I accountable to my bloated and swoleness, mainly because Half is so shrill, and also because the bod didn’t …