Yah tasty, but not like that. I may (or not) have mentioned that I’m fat, and not in a good way. Bloated and swole, I believed I may (or not) have called it. I/me/we am/are/is holding me/myself/I accountable to my bloated and swoleness, mainly because Half is so shrill, and also because the bod didn’t …
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Bloated and Swole
See, I wouldn’t have done that. The Notorious JBP got roasted off Twitter by the angry twits for highlighting a truth. Fat chicks are fat. Said he fat-shamed Yumi Nu (wait; her name is actually yummy?) Back up. See: slut-shamed. Yes a slut, but do not shame. Yes a fat, but again do not shame. …
Blackout
Methinks China and Russia are preparing for war. {Ezekiel 38, whole thing} No worries … just aware. Quick overview — China has faraday-boxed its entire nation, and Russia is blowing up stuff in the exosphere. Kinda smelling like a setup for an EMP to blow out US electrical grid, kick our country off the world …
Eat THIS! #whatever: Ley-mohn-nee Chicken
I like shopping at Whole Paycheck … appeals to my misguided sense of superiority. However I will state that Half — despite never preparing meals for the family AT ALL — proclaimed that ground meat was ground meat, and that I was abject fool for spending extra $$$ for said ground meat from WP. Imagine …
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Food is Literally Life, go figure
Got some news recently … Not me/we/us, but Half. Half goes to doctors and hospitals and seeks treatment for … stuff. I don’t like bad news so I haven’t needed any health intervention in my lifestyle (DON’T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO IT’S MY HEART ATTACK) and as a result some changes had to …
Eat THIS! #5, or … Pureed Poultry Embryos
Meat, and those related products, are delicious. Others disagree but they are wrong. Meat is not not delicious; the digression involves the level of … healthfulness … of meat for the person, and the planet. There’s that. So that’s there. But meat, and related products, are still highly tasty, so, here. A recipe, sort of …
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Food = Fuel … Ugh. Everyday?
Like Santa Claus (more make believe) make a spending list(NO NOT A BUDGET PAY ATTENTION) and check supplies on hand … avoid buying the same thing twice Eat first … Costco samples are awesome / first stop upon active societal collapse … there and the Mart of Wall Prepare food for 1+ days … must …
Mmm … hot onion juice
This sounds really disgusting, but somehow it makes a lot of food = fuel more so edible, so here — hot onion juice One yellow onion, medium (softball) sizedGuess what? GARLIC, at least … well, all of it, but at a minimum four or five or six cloves … mmm, garlicGround cayenne pepper (shake-shake-shake … …
Eat THIS! #4, or … FoodPots of the Sea
This one is a bit complicated, but can solve the findwayfeedself / food = fuel problem for a few days, assuming done … well, if not right then at least edibly. TheKid, however, gets fries, nuggets, accepted veggie … this too froo for young palates. Half eats it, but Half doesn’t want to risk an …
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Eat This! #3, or … Loaf of Meat
It’s kind of a garbage dump, but it’s been consistent, so here. Weirdly enough, both Half and theKid have a thing for the meatloaf. Go figure. Ground beef, onions, garlic (all the garlic), some wor … some worchestershire (what? it’s in a bottle that drips slow), some other stuff to get everything to stick together, …