Mostly but Not Entirely (Obviously) SOI

Since it’s Naked Flying Bow-Wielding Cherub Day (no DiddyStein), thought would take a parasocial peek at those two crazy kids who have captivated waaaaaaayyyyy too much attention, tho’ much deserved. Well lookee there … Ola Fine still … well … fine.  Nicolas Marcel got hoops?  Whoodathunk?  And that coach was all the wrong. “Somebody kissing on …

Dip & Dive, ep.7 … the Offense of the Shacket

If had to describe this show in a single word?  “Voyeuristic.” Maybe “cruel.”  Possibly “demeaning”? Dannit, man.  “Bella didn’t find a fella so she left the vailla.  Oh wella.”  Really? Yes, really. Seems like NictheDic likes 404.  She is definitely the instigator.  Jack the Ripper moves fast.  HannahBanana needs to watch her parts.  JerMYyah and ShuddaWuddaHuda …

Dip & Dive, ep.6, or “She mounted me!”

Is ShuddaHudaWudda wearing a diaper?  That fit is perplexing. “Dayum.  I gotta bug in my ish.” “You do?” “Hale’yeh.” “More protein.  Drink it anyway / be country.  There you go.”  Ola Fine is perfection. And she knew, early on.  Noticed that she does not have real conversations with the mushroom, but kept trying.  Hmmm. theVans …

Dip & Dive, ep.4:  Green is the Truest Color

But redeemed himself, almost.  Mostly.   Why is theVans wearing cowboy boots?  Maybe he really was living in his car. Seriously, 404?  DameDash is making her case and there you go.  Villian edit.  To be continued.  “Okay.” “Yeh.” “Okay.” “Great.” “Yeah.” “Cool.” “[Fornicating perdition.]” Hmmm. Touching moment between the mushroom and the QUEEEEEEEENNNNN. Little pre-sleep hair tuckage.  …

Dip & Dive, ep.3, aka Body Counts

Giving credit where credit due … 404 killed it.  Coming in as a bombshell she was personable and friendly and engaging and vivacious.  Genuinely likeable.  Deserved better than “mmmmm.” Won’t get it tho’. Hate this show.  Ready for the next episode. DameDash was totally theVans’ type.  DevonDoppleganger, frfr. The slick gnome is sitting there single …

Dip & Dive, ep.2, or the Initial EyeSnatch

So more info is usually better.  Usually, ‘cept body counts.  Keep that ish to self. Found out rumored that theVans actually likely maybe might have some significant fundage.  Started working as a model at 16, Papa Belg(Bulge?) insisted that his spawn be financially savage from early on, and during a post-island interview when asked how …

Dip & Dive, ep.1, or Investing In This Mess

OK so may have made been mistaken (again, working on my Guiness record) and corrupted my delusion.  Bubble.  Burst?  Fantasy.  Dispelled? Well, pooh. Watched a highly HIGHLY critical video of the Nic factor in the VanCarStan, whereby wherein towit described him as a “fratbro newbie-nurse between homes with limited wardrobe” and thus made the questionable …