Per the usual, GOD figured it out for me. Mentioned several times ‘round these parts that I am a fatbody. A lard ahh. Bit of a beached whale. Not that I care but Half does and thus so I must. Anyhoo, back eleventy-umpteen years ago, bought a … device, designed to help with that. Of …
Amazing Awesome But Still Just Human
Half shrilled at theKid recently. Couldn’t rescue theKid, ‘cuz theKid was in the wrong. Part of the problem is theKid is usually/typically/ordinarily totally awesome extraordinary, so when theKid reveals human traits, such as fallibility, selfishness, or lack of thought, Half explodes all over theKid because the expectation is that theKid knows better. Which theKid does …
Vlad the Upseller
Didn’t see that one coming. Or maybe did. No real mystery that Vlad’s efforts re empire-building/expansion have been met with a bit of resistance. What’s it been, 18 months now? Vlad budgeted a couple months to complete his invasion, and just recently Moscow almost got took by his own mercs. Ha! Gotta love it. Vlad …
The Great Gaslight
OK so there’s this big ahh ball of light and hubris in Vegas and it’s disturbing, to say the least. Some have opined that the MSG Sphere is a beacon for ET to come and visit. Interestingly more so, a family in Vegas made a 911 call to report aliens in their backyard … 9, …
Actually, That’s Not Entirely Accurate
Have to admit, and might have to be the itchy butthole here, but I simply do not get Juneteenth. Yeh yeh folks in Galveston, Texas received news from Union soldiers in June of 1865 that – oh lookee here – their labor could no longer be stolen for the sole benefit of … ahem … …
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The Nuclear Dude
One of theKid’s training camps is coed. Boys and girls, mixing it up, competing in kind, never a problem there, oh-ho-ho-no. Didn’t a female volleyball player wind up with a concussion after the translete spiked the ball into her face? But no difference between the sexes. Riiiiiiiight. Anyways … digress. So theKid has the occasional …
How to Make a Batwing With Your Nutsack
theKid is comedy. Occasionally, theKid will insist that I sit with theKid and watch memes. Not movies. Not TV shows. Not a program. But memes. Sign o’ the times. Anyhoo, most of the time I have something else to do but child bonding (no glue!) is a thing, and a very important thing at that, …
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A Celebration of the 7 Deadly
I wonder if that is a coincidence. Actually … I don’t, not really, since I don’t believe in coincidence, luck, or perchance. All is GOD’s will, so there. But I noticed that now June is Pride month, a month where the … world? The States? Everybody? Is supposed to get together and throw a party …
In America’s Recurring News …
Whelp, here we go again. Divergent paths and different travelers, yet the same destination. Daniel Perry killed Jordan Neely. Susan Lorincz killed Ajike “AJ” Owens. On May 1, 2023, Daniel Penny, a 24-year-old Marine vet, put Jordan Neely, a 30-year-old homeless mental case, into a chokehold until Mr. Neely stopped breathing. Apparently, Mr. Neely was …
Law #3 – Never Let ‘Em See You Coming or, for that Matter … Going
In our age of oversharing, TMI, and the quest for external validation of every inner thought, this next law of power will be anathema to those beyond the Boomer. By concealing true intentions, it is more likely to achieve the ultimate goal. Everyone likes to be a spoiler, but one cannot spoil the unseen, the …
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