Law #12 – Conditional Truths, Salacious Generosity

Al Capone, crook supreme, believed in no one and distrusted everyone.  As grandsire of organized crime, Capone laid down with dogs and itched constantly.  So when Count Lustig approached Capone at the height of his power, offering to double a $50,000 investment in 60 days, Capone knew it was a con.  However. Intrigued, he decided …

Money Ain’t (E)motion (Best Not Be Re Investing)

The key to success in the stock market?  Go long, be boring.  The wisest wisdom says to invest/buy into the stock market for the longest possible term, then stay in a little bit longer.  Why?  ‘Cuz while individual stocks (i.e., companies) might crash/burn, the overall value of the stock market inevitably goes up. Volatility = …

Tax-Deferred ≠ Tax Denied

Enter:  Annuities. In the most basic of the basic sense, an annuity is like an insurance policy to receive tax-deferred payments. Sounds nice, right?  Yeah but OF COURSE more complicated than that.  For see, to wit … Annuities are offered by insurance companies, basically two types: The real beauty of annuities is that the $$$/investment/money …

Gotta Pay $$$ to Make $$$

One crucial ingredient for the investment portfolio pie?               = Mutual funds (see that investment company, ydoncha) The major beauty of mutual funds is the “set it / forget it” aspect BUT but must consider a few things …… #1 being the “annual expense ratio” or AER, the yearly fee (paid by you) to run the …

Hedge the Hog; or, Lay Low and Spread Wide

Foreign funds: Value of the US Dollar goes ↑?Foreign/int’l currency less valuable bc can buy less with other countries’ monies, more expensive to buy US goods because the dollar buys more. Foreign funds: Value of the US Dollar goes ↓?Foreign/int’l currency more valuable bc can buy more with other countries’ monies, less expensive to buy …

Law #10 – Misery Loves Company; Decline the Invite

Mary Mallon was born in Ireland 1869, and emigrated to the US at 15.  She worked as a cook for several rich families in NYC, seven of whom contracted typhoid fever.  In 1907, Ms. Mallon was forcibly quarantined and required to give stool and urine samples, which tested positive for high amounts of a particular …