Yah tasty, but not like that. I may (or not) have mentioned that I’m fat, and not in a good way. Bloated and swole, I believed I may (or not) have called it. I/me/we am/are/is holding me/myself/I accountable to my bloated and swoleness, mainly because Half is so shrill, and also because the bod didn’t …
Madonna and Whores
A young woman recently went kinda viral (ew) because she resented her life choices. Ohoowuuh. Newsflash. Apparently, she is 22 YO, the wife of a pastor, married virgin at 18, now with three kids — 3, 2, and 10 months — and another on the way. Basically was always a “good girl,” betrothed as a …
Willful Ignorance, AKA Idiots in Charge
Real quick – the federal judiciary purposefully misreads the US Constitution. First – the 2nd Amendment gives me (yes me as a private citizen) the right to hand grenades, rocket launchers, and high-capacity, fully-automatic machine guns. Change my mind. A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the …
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Post Doc in Debt
May have (or may be not have) mentioned somewheres around these parts that theKid is a straight A student. As in, all A’s. As in, nothing less than an A. As in, no B’s, C’s, D’s or heaven forfend! F’s. A big part of that (I believe) is that a child will meet the parents’ …
Banana Split
Saw a billboard recently, said “We All Need A Little Help Sometimes,” and I/we/me wondered why it’s so hard to ask for help, of any kind. Probably because needing help is typically a sign of weakness, of failure in some fundamental way. Guy drowned in Florida was asking for help, while the cops stood there …
Bloated and Swole
See, I wouldn’t have done that. The Notorious JBP got roasted off Twitter by the angry twits for highlighting a truth. Fat chicks are fat. Said he fat-shamed Yumi Nu (wait; her name is actually yummy?) Back up. See: slut-shamed. Yes a slut, but do not shame. Yes a fat, but again do not shame. …
Women: Can’t Live With ‘Em, Can’t Bury ‘Em Out Back
Might be a little late to this (surprisenot) but one of the favorite people I didn’t know died recently, reportedly of a massive heart attack, perhaps even in flagrante delicto … globulos exposite, as it (maybe) were. The really offensive yet wholly unsurprising aspect of his death was the reaction of so many of the …
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Bulletsponge Babies
It may be time to simply admit that this is who, what, where, why, and how we are as a nation. Sacrificing children to the flames of Baal … gunfire, you see. {Jer. 32:35} I should start a crime scene cleaning company, call it Thoughts & Prayers, because that’s the extent of our commitment to …
TRIG-GUH
Here’s an offensive joke (aren’t all the good ones?) that might trigger — geddit? no? not yet —some folks. Forget ‘em if they have no sense of humor/irony/perspective (?) … What’s the difference between the typical white guy and an active shooter on a murderous rampage?One has no respect for life, lacks basic humanity, and …
Closing Time
“Woe to them that are with child, and to them that give suck …” {Matt. 24:19; Mark 13:17; Luke 21:23} Need more proof these are the last days? How’s that formula shortage? Anyone? Anyone? Baby starving because Mom didn’t/can’t breastfeed, and now the artificial stuff is in short supply? Wow. I mean, wah-ha-ha-ow. Back in …