Had a “no spend” month in April … went quite well, actually. God’s rule of “Don’t spend; if do, spend wisely” works for my/household expenses, but theKid is a whole ‘nother ball of expenditure. theKid needs “stuff,” and some of that stuff isn’t exactly a need but rather a little slice of joy in the …
Failure Complete?
Whelp, THAT didn’t work. Just got a summons and complaint for one of my monkeys, a particularly large one at that, and here I thought I was awaiting settlement terms. Well, hell. A problem, but not insurmountable. Settlement (ah-hem satisfaction) is still an option, likely just for more than originally hoped. Ah well. Half is …
Go Back Inside Please
To be perfectly, imperfect … I miss the pandemic. Not the disease, specifically, (‘cuz that ain’t going nowharz) but the restrictions. I really liked staying home, and so did the world. Like, the Earth planet. Did anybody else see how blue the sky actually is over Delhi, or Shanghai, or Los Angeles? No people, no …
But … isn’t that … Insulting the Spade?
May have mentioned somewhere around these parts some personal admiration for MGTOW … Now there’s a good idea too long coming. All men really need is a cook, a maid, and a regular … the purpose of marriage is to protect women and punish men who choose not I di-gress anyway, read something recently about …
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Got ‘Er Duhn, or more commonly WHERE’S MY SEX ROBOT
Whelp, looks like the Trumpiots finally got (in?) their way. Generally unsurprising, what with two (count ‘em – two) alleged sexual predators with lifetime appointments sitting on the bench. Can’t say one is even mildly surprised. What with the staggering hypocrisy of the so-called conservatives (here’s looking at you, Mitchy!) and the strident befuddlement of …
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Well Who’s Fault Is It
Not mad, exactly, just … really? Recently witnessed a news story out of Baltimore … a 17 YO high school senior is getting ready to graduate when he (and his mother, apparently) discovered that he had only completely sufficient credits for the ninth grade. From his report cards, he’d only managed to pass three classes …
Well, It Ain’t Dance Music
Recently received another joyful sign of the coming Apocalypse … ENM, or Ethical Non-Monogamy. What the pho? Apparently, ENM is when people don’t want to be single and don’t want to be faithful, so they tell their … whatevers that they’re doing whichever with all the whomevers … whenevers. Apparently, the notion of monogamy is …
Crudités
Recently I engaged in what absolutely must be the most Caucasoid behavior known to modern society … I Uber’d from Whole Foods whilst drinking a latte from Starbucks. The only way that conduct could be any whiter is with soy milk. My lips are just primming with privilege. Actually, I’m lying. I have no privilege, …
Back Into the Salt Mines
Methinks there would be greater … not respect, exactly, but more of a … tolerant resignation (no, not that kind but there’s been a lot of that too!) … a reluctant acquiescence … a begrudging forbearance, if one will … to returning to in-person office activities if employers were just honest. Recently received notice that …
Will They Never Learn? Will I?
Wanna hear something funny? I mean … laugh out loud—slap a thigh—wheeze-breathe hilarious? Got approved for another credit card. Arrived in the mail today. HAH! $5K. With a 29.47-percent interest rate. HAH! Proof-positive that SOMEbody SOMEwhere will extend credit to even the most spendthrift, financially-irresponsible among us [imposter]. Gonna cost ya, but it’s there. Half’s …