HA! No sympathy. Nada. None. Zilch. Nyet. Hate to break it to you ladies, but you created your own creature, built your own beast. Made your own monster. To an individual, the audience heard the exact same thing: “I want …” “I wanted …” “I just had to have …” There was never a need, …
Tornados, Floods, and Fires, Oh My
OK so the Amazon Rainforest did not get a whole lotta rain earlier this year and now it is literally on fire. Bangladesh has flooded out after continuous rainfall for at least a month. Hurricane Beryl (July 2024) is the first F-5 hurricane of the season, hitting the Caribbean hard almost two months prior to …
XX v. XY = Ø
Made the mistake of reading an article on BuzzFeed re the dumpster fire of entitlement, narcissism, and victimhood as it pertains to MFs and her collective justification of infidelity. Really. And this is what the M&Ms (modern mens) have to choose from. Now, to be honest, upfront and transparent, M&Ms have many shortcomings as well …
America’s Pastime
Wellnow guess wasn’t expecting that. Talk about some loaded questions. Recently, Reggie Jackson took ‘Murica to task for her crimes against humanity, and hoo-wee … the man should have been a boxer ‘cuz he pulled not one punch. Mr. October (Mr. Jackson, if you’re nasty), 5-time World Series winner and MLB Hall of Famer, played …
OK Not Worried, Worried … but Still
Methinks I suppose the question becomes … now what? Ashton Kutcher (could he have been any better typecast than Kelso? Methinks not) recently took some heat for stating the obvious … which the Hollywood strikes of ‘23/’24 protested … that Hollywood, that cauldron of magic and mystery, will be controlled entirely by AI. No more …
45 got 34 & 52(-ish)
OK so now Trump is officially a convicted felon and I gotta say … so what. OK, so falsifying business records to cover up hush money paid to a porn star. Again … so what? This is the former president who, while running for office in 2016, proclaimed “I don’t even ask – just grab …
Debt = Samara
Feels a bit like being trapped in the cycle … vortex, perhaps? … of debt, repayment, debt, repayment, ad nauseum, ad infinitum. OK, so the Elder needed work done on the house … had plenty of cash / wait. Back up. The Familial DOs currently living in the home of Elder mentioned a few issues …
More in “News of the Apocalypse”
A father in New Jersey thought his kid was a little fat, decided to run the child to death on the apartment complex’s treadmill. Methinks not on purpose, just ignorant babydaddy jerk supreme. An anti-momma’s boy from the great state of PA was charged for neglecting his ailing mother to the extent that her skin …
Limping into the 21st Century
OK so Arizona just repealed its Civil War-era, pre-state admission to the Union, 1864 (yes, that is an “8”) ban re abortion, and must say methinks … that is really, really sad. No debt owed to modernity there, oh-ho-ho-no. But they did repeal it, so that’s something. Still … the laws in effect remain way …
Proof? Here’s Your Proof, and I’ll See You Evidence
A man sat on a fence. JESUS was on one side, Lucifer on the other, and both were asking him to make a choice, to climb down and stand on one side or the other. The man refused, preferring the fence. Then he died, and woke up in hell. “Hey!” he exclaimed. “I didn’t choose …
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