Crudités

Recently I engaged in what absolutely must be the most Caucasoid behavior known to modern society … I Uber’d from Whole Foods whilst drinking a latte from Starbucks. The only way that conduct could be any whiter is with soy milk.  My lips are just primming with privilege. Actually, I’m lying.  I have no privilege, …

Will They Never Learn?  Will I?

Wanna hear something funny? I mean … laugh out loud—slap a thigh—wheeze-breathe hilarious? Got approved for another credit card.  Arrived in the mail today. HAH!  $5K.  With a 29.47-percent interest rate.  HAH!  Proof-positive that SOMEbody SOMEwhere will extend credit to even the most spendthrift, financially-irresponsible among us [imposter].  Gonna cost ya, but it’s there.  Half’s …

Happy Nutday!

Sooo … I’m supposing, depending on the state of the vessel, the actual birth day is of no significance. Fertilized and done. There is/was a young woman in Texas who had charges brought then dismissed for “self-induced abortion.”  Apparently, she tried to end her pregnancy without experiencing birth or the permission of the state. Guess …

The Nihilist Party

L. Ron Hubbard (founder/inventor of Scientology) once said the best way to get rich is to start a religion. Obviously, the man never met Christ. The founders of BLM (and no, not the Bureau of Land Management) recently purchased a $6M parcel of luxury LA real estate as a … wait for it … “campus.”  …

Whoops.

I like Dr. Jordan Peterson.  He exudes a kind of … intellectual nakedness … that seems to be sorely lacking in modern discourse.  A willingness to think and to be wrong and to adjust some thoughts accordingly. He doesn’t appear entrenched, shall we say … Recently he explained that the Bible is not only the …