TRIG-GUH

Here’s an offensive joke (aren’t all the good ones?) that might trigger — geddit? no? not yet —some folks.  Forget ‘em if they have no sense of humor/irony/perspective (?) … What’s the difference between the typical white guy and an active shooter on a murderous rampage?One has no respect for life, lacks basic humanity, and …

Closing Time

“Woe to them that are with child, and to them that give suck …” {Matt. 24:19; Mark 13:17; Luke 21:23} Need more proof these are the last days? How’s that formula shortage?  Anyone?  Anyone?  Baby starving because Mom didn’t/can’t breastfeed, and now the artificial stuff is in short supply? Wow.  I mean, wah-ha-ha-ow. Back in …

Money is Mechanics

Had a “no spend” month in April … went quite well, actually. God’s rule of “Don’t spend; if do, spend wisely” works for my/household expenses, but theKid is a whole ‘nother ball of expenditure. theKid needs “stuff,” and some of that stuff isn’t exactly a need but rather a little slice of joy in the …

Failure Complete?

Whelp, THAT didn’t work. Just got a summons and complaint for one of my monkeys, a particularly large one at that, and here I thought I was awaiting settlement terms. Well, hell. A problem, but not insurmountable.  Settlement (ah-hem satisfaction) is still an option, likely just for more than originally hoped. Ah well. Half is …

Go Back Inside Please

To be perfectly, imperfect … I miss the pandemic. Not the disease, specifically, (‘cuz that ain’t going nowharz) but the restrictions. I really liked staying home, and so did the world.   Like, the Earth planet. Did anybody else see how blue the sky actually is over Delhi, or Shanghai, or Los Angeles?  No people, no …

Got ‘Er Duhn, or more commonly WHERE’S MY SEX ROBOT

Whelp, looks like the Trumpiots finally got (in?) their way. Generally unsurprising, what with two (count ‘em – two) alleged sexual predators with lifetime appointments sitting on the bench. Can’t say one is even mildly surprised. What with the staggering hypocrisy of the so-called conservatives (here’s looking at you, Mitchy!) and the strident befuddlement of …