Whelp, just heard back re one of my monkeys, the one currently headlining the circus. It’ll take less in debt satisfaction, but way more than I originally thought. Well pooh on that. Not really but yes really … was hoping for a better … negotiation. Dunno why; it isn’t as if I could argue that …
Month: June 2022
Kill ‘Em After
I/we/me must agree that the Supremes got some of ‘em right. Somewheres amongst these ramblings is a brief comment on the federal judiciary intentionally misreading the 2nd Amendment … disregarding those pesky commas. Whelp, in that liberal haven of hate that is NYC, folks can carry concealed for any non-prohibited reason. Now if you tell …
21st Century Chattel
Whelp wouhja lookidat. Effective June 24, 2022, American persons with child-bearing ability are thus denied federal constitutional protection, being wholly subject to states’ rights. Hunht. Well, like I said, not particularly surprising with a Catholic, two sex predators, and a Stepford Wife cosigning the decision. I/me/we will agree, though, that Roe was decided on the …
Liberally Intolerant
Not a big sports person. Used to watch football (STEEEELAAAHS!!!) until Tom Baby ruined it for everyone forever (2002 Divisional can tuck deez cheeks) … baseball can be played in tight skirts, thongs and stilettos (justa buncha standin’round) … and basketball, like English, makes no sense (how is that not a foul? ‘cuz the ref …
Ocean Roaches … and Fruit!
Yah tasty, but not like that. I may (or not) have mentioned that I’m fat, and not in a good way. Bloated and swole, I believed I may (or not) have called it. I/me/we am/are/is holding me/myself/I accountable to my bloated and swoleness, mainly because Half is so shrill, and also because the bod didn’t …
Madonna and Whores
A young woman recently went kinda viral (ew) because she resented her life choices. Ohoowuuh. Newsflash. Apparently, she is 22 YO, the wife of a pastor, married virgin at 18, now with three kids — 3, 2, and 10 months — and another on the way. Basically was always a “good girl,” betrothed as a …
Willful Ignorance, AKA Idiots in Charge
Real quick – the federal judiciary purposefully misreads the US Constitution. First – the 2nd Amendment gives me (yes me as a private citizen) the right to hand grenades, rocket launchers, and high-capacity, fully-automatic machine guns. Change my mind. A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the …
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Post Doc in Debt
May have (or may be not have) mentioned somewheres around these parts that theKid is a straight A student. As in, all A’s. As in, nothing less than an A. As in, no B’s, C’s, D’s or heaven forfend! F’s. A big part of that (I believe) is that a child will meet the parents’ …
Banana Split
Saw a billboard recently, said “We All Need A Little Help Sometimes,” and I/we/me wondered why it’s so hard to ask for help, of any kind. Probably because needing help is typically a sign of weakness, of failure in some fundamental way. Guy drowned in Florida was asking for help, while the cops stood there …
Bloated and Swole
See, I wouldn’t have done that. The Notorious JBP got roasted off Twitter by the angry twits for highlighting a truth. Fat chicks are fat. Said he fat-shamed Yumi Nu (wait; her name is actually yummy?) Back up. See: slut-shamed. Yes a slut, but do not shame. Yes a fat, but again do not shame. …