Recently received another joyful sign of the coming Apocalypse … ENM, or Ethical Non-Monogamy. What the pho? Apparently, ENM is when people don’t want to be single and don’t want to be faithful, so they tell their … whatevers that they’re doing whichever with all the whomevers … whenevers. Apparently, the notion of monogamy is …
Month: April 2022
Crudités
Recently I engaged in what absolutely must be the most Caucasoid behavior known to modern society … I Uber’d from Whole Foods whilst drinking a latte from Starbucks. The only way that conduct could be any whiter is with soy milk. My lips are just primming with privilege. Actually, I’m lying. I have no privilege, …
Back Into the Salt Mines
Methinks there would be greater … not respect, exactly, but more of a … tolerant resignation (no, not that kind but there’s been a lot of that too!) … a reluctant acquiescence … a begrudging forbearance, if one will … to returning to in-person office activities if employers were just honest. Recently received notice that …
Will They Never Learn? Will I?
Wanna hear something funny? I mean … laugh out loud—slap a thigh—wheeze-breathe hilarious? Got approved for another credit card. Arrived in the mail today. HAH! $5K. With a 29.47-percent interest rate. HAH! Proof-positive that SOMEbody SOMEwhere will extend credit to even the most spendthrift, financially-irresponsible among us [imposter]. Gonna cost ya, but it’s there. Half’s …
Well This Could Be Interesting
Recently received a letter from an actual lawyer not too long ago. Apparently, the creditor behind Years of Monkey Play (á la $23K) would like some of the money back that I/me/we borrowed via overextended/overburdened credit card … Well, pffft all over that. Not really but kind of. See, if I’d had my money epiphany …
Virgins and goats
Today is a day of total joyful celebration, and has absolutely nothing to do with Easter eggs, jelly beans, and giant rabbits. (Did you know? Fun fact — the dyeing [englishmakesnosense] of Easter eggs actually began with the pagan worship of Ishtar, and the paint used was the blood of infants sacrificed? digress, kinda) Nope. …
Happy Nutday!
Sooo … I’m supposing, depending on the state of the vessel, the actual birth day is of no significance. Fertilized and done. There is/was a young woman in Texas who had charges brought then dismissed for “self-induced abortion.” Apparently, she tried to end her pregnancy without experiencing birth or the permission of the state. Guess …
The Nihilist Party
L. Ron Hubbard (founder/inventor of Scientology) once said the best way to get rich is to start a religion. Obviously, the man never met Christ. The founders of BLM (and no, not the Bureau of Land Management) recently purchased a $6M parcel of luxury LA real estate as a … wait for it … “campus.” …
Hearts Broken & Life Affirmed
Feels … all the Feels. GOD uses skeptics to create believers and encourage the faithful. How very neat. Case in point: Eben Alexander, MD. Brain surgeon, highly educated, full of science. After an unexplained brain fever he dies, has a total death experience, ACTUALLY MEETS THE SISTER ADOPTED AWAY FROM HIM WHO HE NEVER MET …
Getting It Right, Right Now
You know what’s really neat? God told mankind ahead of time — in a couple of different ways — what’s coming, so folks could decide to get their act together (or not). Both the Old Testament and the New (thank You!) prognosticate man’s future, just no specific details on exactly when. {Amos 3:7; Acts 3:24} …