Realized (yes no I am not paying attention) that I haven’t checked on/REVEALED TO THE ENTIRE WORLD my debt of foolishness in a while, just been feeding the monkey and starving it at the same time. So without further ado (always ado, so much more ado) … the current measure of my monkey: Type of …
Month: June 2023
Actually, That’s Not Entirely Accurate
Have to admit, and might have to be the itchy butthole here, but I simply do not get Juneteenth. Yeh yeh folks in Galveston, Texas received news from Union soldiers in June of 1865 that – oh lookee here – their labor could no longer be stolen for the sole benefit of … ahem … …
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The Nuclear Dude
One of theKid’s training camps is coed. Boys and girls, mixing it up, competing in kind, never a problem there, oh-ho-ho-no. Didn’t a female volleyball player wind up with a concussion after the translete spiked the ball into her face? But no difference between the sexes. Riiiiiiiight. Anyways … digress. So theKid has the occasional …
How to Make a Batwing With Your Nutsack
theKid is comedy. Occasionally, theKid will insist that I sit with theKid and watch memes. Not movies. Not TV shows. Not a program. But memes. Sign o’ the times. Anyhoo, most of the time I have something else to do but child bonding (no glue!) is a thing, and a very important thing at that, …
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A Celebration of the 7 Deadly
I wonder if that is a coincidence. Actually … I don’t, not really, since I don’t believe in coincidence, luck, or perchance. All is GOD’s will, so there. But I noticed that now June is Pride month, a month where the … world? The States? Everybody? Is supposed to get together and throw a party …
In America’s Recurring News …
Whelp, here we go again. Divergent paths and different travelers, yet the same destination. Daniel Perry killed Jordan Neely. Susan Lorincz killed Ajike “AJ” Owens. On May 1, 2023, Daniel Penny, a 24-year-old Marine vet, put Jordan Neely, a 30-year-old homeless mental case, into a chokehold until Mr. Neely stopped breathing. Apparently, Mr. Neely was …
Querulous MFs
Recently came across a new syndrome … oh, these kids today. The “Walk Away Wife” … really? Yes. Apparently, women are leaving their marriages and wrecking their homes in droves because, well, reasons. Apparently, men (as husbands) suck (but do not swallow – heh) and the women as wives are tired, done, and over the …
All Dogs Go To Heaven
Had to put Dog down today. Came home, Dog is crying on the garage floor, covered in poo, unable to stand. Well, Dog is/was 15 ordinary years, or 105 in doggo years. Had a good life, if I may say … puffy doggie beds, regular vet care, daily meds, treats, butt rubs, walks (when Dog …