Hungry Monkey

After this month, I will have another 90 days before I have completely fed a monkey while simultaneously starving it to death. Yay, me. The point?  If I, with my preternaturally irresponsible financial self, can get serious and consistent about paying off debt, then absolutely anyone else can, too. Now, it only took getting sued, …

All Hands on DEC

Per the usual, GOD figured it out for me. Mentioned several times ‘round these parts that I am a fatbody.  A lard ahh.  Bit of a beached whale. Not that I care but Half does and thus so I must. Anyhoo, back eleventy-umpteen years ago, bought a … device, designed to help with that. Of …

Vlad the Upseller

Didn’t see that one coming.  Or maybe did. No real mystery that Vlad’s efforts re empire-building/expansion have been met with a bit of resistance. What’s it been, 18 months now?  Vlad budgeted a couple months to complete his invasion, and just recently Moscow almost got took by his own mercs. Ha!  Gotta love it. Vlad …

Two Questions

Rumor has it that men are just not getting married anymore. So much so that David’s Bridal, that cesspool of tulle and tiaras, filed for bankruptcy not too long ago.I guess DeBeers is next as it should be … two months’ salary on a rock of negligible value?  Really?  Kissmybutt Funny.  The Red Pill makes …