Oops. Seems the Ice Cream Social is a bit peeved, feeling a mite peckish, that lot. So today is the Economic Blackout … according to the medium of socials, the Ice Cream Social is imploring the membership to spend no cash, zero dollars on this day, flex a bit of economic might. TIL that the …
Fascinating Nonsense, Part Deux
That last one was a bit heavy … little levity never hurts. Well, maybe a bit but it’s only a … papercut (BWAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA stop me) Back to the 2024 calendar of some interesting (maybe, maybe meh) nonsense … enjoy useless facts for today! 1. The majority of the human brain is fat. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA explains …
High Clowns & Maximum Chaos
Rumor has it that the oilymuskyfunk once quipped that the modus operandi of the techbros is“Move Fast and Break Sh!t” … which coincidentally appears to be the approach to doge-ing the Gub’mint. Deport (for all intent and purposes) the entire labor class, gut the federal workforce, install feal moron-cronies into office (was he actually drunk …
Clown Monkeys
This has officially become ridiculous. Would go shoot the poo-flinging monkey in the face but bullets be pricey. theKid asked for some random trinket-bauble-doodad on the thing with the stuff, said “yeh,” tried to process the magikal plastic and got denied. Wat. This is a six-figure household, waddaya mean “declined”? And to think this time …
Gauntlet: Thrown
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA not a fan of rap music but Kendrick Lamar is seriously that guy. Did not know he got a Pulitzer for music. Well, go’haid. Also did not watch the Bowl of Supers … heard a rumor that Tom Baby would be broadcasting in attendance which was enough to go tune into frolicking puppies ANYHOO finally …
Fascinating Nonsense
Bought a 2024 TIL calendar and never actually got a chance to enjoy the random WTFs throughout, thought be nice to share. So here: have some useless facts. Very welcome. 1. Corn will always have an even number of rows on each cob. (How can they know all the corn?) 2. The king of hearts …
Blanca Blanco
Griselda Blanco was the consummate Boss Bae in the late 80’s, early 90’s, turned Miami into the ultimate capital for booger sugar and bloodbaths. Rumor has it after being deported back to Medellín she was gunned down – get this – outside a butcher shop. Heh. GOD does like His irony. {Isaiah 3:11} Apparently, just …
Dancing On the Grave of the World
Over here? Big fan of the apocalypse. Means JESUS will return, bring in a new Heaven and a new Earth.{Revelation 21:1} And that’s a good thing. Only real hard part is getting from here … to there. But the Orange Menace 2.0 seems to be crossing that river jes’fiyn. During a not-too-distant interview Georgia (oh, …
Trading War
Well that seems like an evilitic idiot idea but gotta consider the source. Can’t say he didn’t keep his promise. Mexico, Canada, China, and – soon, possibly – the EU. Might as well just do a 100-percent tariff on everything from everywhere … what’s that Kings of Leon song “Radioactive”? Just drink the water … where …
And We’ve Only Just Begun
Whew. So … that was January 2025. OK so a guy drove his truck onto Bourbon Street at a high rate of speed, killing 14 before the cops killed him. Another guy blew up a DumpTruck in front of one of the Orange Menace’s hotels in Vegas, killing himself and no one else. Los Angeles …