Have to admit, and might have to be the itchy butthole here, but I simply do not get Juneteenth. Yeh yeh folks in Galveston, Texas received news from Union soldiers in June of 1865 that – oh lookee here – their labor could no longer be stolen for the sole benefit of … ahem … …
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One of theKid’s training camps is coed. Boys and girls, mixing it up, competing in kind, never a problem there, oh-ho-ho-no. Didn’t a female volleyball player wind up with a concussion after the translete spiked the ball into her face? But no difference between the sexes. Riiiiiiiight. Anyways … digress. So theKid has the occasional …
theKid is comedy. Occasionally, theKid will insist that I sit with theKid and watch memes. Not movies. Not TV shows. Not a program. But memes. Sign o’ the times. Anyhoo, most of the time I have something else to do but child bonding (no glue!) is a thing, and a very important thing at that, …
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I wonder if that is a coincidence. Actually … I don’t, not really, since I don’t believe in coincidence, luck, or perchance. All is GOD’s will, so there. But I noticed that now June is Pride month, a month where the … world? The States? Everybody? Is supposed to get together and throw a party …
Whelp, here we go again. Divergent paths and different travelers, yet the same destination. Daniel Perry killed Jordan Neely. Susan Lorincz killed Ajike “AJ” Owens. On May 1, 2023, Daniel Penny, a 24-year-old Marine vet, put Jordan Neely, a 30-year-old homeless mental case, into a chokehold until Mr. Neely stopped breathing. Apparently, Mr. Neely was …
Recently came across a new syndrome … oh, these kids today. The “Walk Away Wife” … really? Yes. Apparently, women are leaving their marriages and wrecking their homes in droves because, well, reasons. Apparently, men (as husbands) suck (but do not swallow – heh) and the women as wives are tired, done, and over the …
Had to put Dog down today. Came home, Dog is crying on the garage floor, covered in poo, unable to stand. Well, Dog is/was 15 ordinary years, or 105 in doggo years. Had a good life, if I may say … puffy doggie beds, regular vet care, daily meds, treats, butt rubs, walks (when Dog …
There is an ancient idiom in Chinese culture that encourages taking the long view; meaning, look beyond the immediate towards long-range consequences and/or results of a particular action. Hong Kong is an excellent example. In 1898, the British “leased” Hong Kong and its territories from China for 99 years, with the region released to China …
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Seems fitting that a guy with no real talent, vision, or intellect would affix the name of America’s greatest (Serbian) inventor to his self-piloted, suicidal automobile. Was this old when discovered that Nikola Tesla not only pioneered the AC system of electricity (inapposite to and more effective/efficient than Edison’s preferred DC) but his patent was …
In 2004, the world received its very first celebrity sex tape. “One Night in Paris” is a grainy, night-vision, cringefest starring a neo-celebutante hotel heiress and some random meatstick with whom she was drugging and smacking uglies. Methinks “viral” is the appropriate term, in all the possible ways. A few years later a similar mess …
