Dunno who came up with the slogan, Money can’t buy happiness [googling isn’t a word] but it sure as biscuits can make you less sad. I’m/we’re 90% certain that current problems in the co-parenting roommate relationship (oh wait—I meant “marriage”) are related to my wholesale indifference to money and Half’s total, unabashed commitment to it. …
Eat THIS! #whatever: Ley-mohn-nee Chicken
I like shopping at Whole Paycheck … appeals to my misguided sense of superiority. However I will state that Half — despite never preparing meals for the family AT ALL — proclaimed that ground meat was ground meat, and that I was abject fool for spending extra $$$ for said ground meat from WP. Imagine …
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Is That … a Collective Middle Finger?
I/we/me got it. Strange how all the experts have missed this particular point, but methinks we got it. Somewhere ‘round these parts was the discussion of how the social contract is really just a hired hit on the poors of the populace, and how the entire system is rigged … well, the global pandemic lockdown …
Where Were We Oh Yeeesss
DEBT MONKAAAYYYYYY!!! It’s actually better, smaller, quicker. Had to step away for a bit because LIFE-ing can be all-consuming but the day-to-day doings continue. Actually had planned to post in August (men plan / GOD laughs and laughs and laughs) so here we/I/us am/are/to be … Hello, glad/it’s good to be back. Guess we’ll getting …
Carlin’s Small Tragedy
Told dog I was going to kill him, and now he’s angry with me. Wait / OK / first, let me explain myself. Dog is 14 years old. Dog should not have lived past 7, according to the learned life expectancy of dog’s breed. Don’t get me wrong; dog is awesome. Great personality, still prances …
Children, the Worst Thing
… if you consider yourself a good person. Children will teach you that you are not. HA! Kids will disabuse you of THAT notion of the goodness of you doublequick. Prior to this whole breeding experience I/me/we were under the impression that, yeh, mostly all right. Not perfect, not a total psychopath, somewhere comfortably on …
OK So How Stupid is That?
Real, real dumb. I suppose to be a billionaire, you don’t have to be particularly intelligent. Read: Donald Trump. Add: Robert Johnson. Who? Yeh, him. The guy that started Black Entertainment Television. Then sold it. To become a billionaire. He said he wants a check for slavery from the government. Somewhere around here there was a discussion …
HateBang the Monkey
Knocked off a bit of the debt monkey … unexpected fall of wind … nice. Could have gone in a couple different directions but found meself angry at specific parts of the primate and decided to just hack those pieces off with a nice, sharp blade. Goes back to the discussion on slush. Snowball / …
How Is This Supposed to Work, Exactly
OK so birth, then what? I like that scene from Fight Club – OK Dad, now what? – because it perfectly encapsulates the idiocy of modern life. We seemed to do better when we believed the raging, angry sun/moon/nature gods could only be appeased via fresh blood of girls who knew no man. Ewww Woman …
Spend This Instead
Love not sleep {Prov. 20:13} Rather than spend money … spend energy. Exercise. Free, and unlike sex, no real consequences, apart from injury, and that’s personal thing. Treatment is always optional and the decision to seek treatment is peculiar to the individual … it’s good that only you can feel your pain. Don’t have to …