It’s kind of a garbage dump, but it’s been consistent, so here. Weirdly enough, both Half and theKid have a thing for the meatloaf. Go figure. Ground beef, onions, garlic (all the garlic), some wor … some worchestershire (what? it’s in a bottle that drips slow), some other stuff to get everything to stick together, …
Avoid MORE than plague, or the Gub’mnt Intends to Destroy You
Can’t find proof in the intersphere, but I/we/most of us are quite certain the information is out there, just hasn’t been uploaded yet … wat? It could happen. Heard an … account of an incident involving a federal income tax dodger, whom the Gub’mnt suspected of faking his death. At some point, the Gub’mnt ordered …
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Do You Need That Of Course Not
Another handy little Credit Circus psychop mankind master magic trick … “disposable income” … “money” that is to be thrown away, or otherwise disposed of … Yehriteno. Discretionary income is probably an apter term (yehIseddit); that is, money available to make some decisions, good or bad. Donate or blow … exercise greater discretion (HA!) in …
You, yes YOU
On some level, I thought that only Americans were actually, actively stupid. Oh!ho! was I wrong. Humans are stupid ehhv-ree-way-yer … like, internationally. How sad. I was watching car wrecks on the Tubes ofYou (tol’ja) and now have the unfortunate visual memory of large animals being subjected to the microcosm of man’s idiocy … an …
Better Living Through Not Being an A**hole
I may have stated earlier that I am a horrible person, and actively relish being so. I don’t like people. Overall, people are usually a disappointment, and unnecessary frustration. HOWEVER Individuals are occasionally OK. My spouse is an individual, and although I am still uncertain as to why Half remains betrothed to thee I am …
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the Tao of Half – See That Monkey on a Treadmill
Half works for money to put money to work. Wat genius Half doesn’t like Half’s debt monkey. Half actually refused a debt monkey, still worked job and got stuff, and then was punished for it. See, part of the Credit Circus participation requirement is that if one initially refuses to perform in the Credit Circus, …
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Eat This! #1, or … Sammiches
OK so again – food. Notably, costs associated with feeding self and others go down pree-sip-pit-tus-ly! (precipitously) upon use of the hands blessfully (yeh I spelt it rite) attached to one’s body (making some assumptions here but work with me) … oooue. A recipe. Meet Meat Sammich, or Meet Sammich of Meat Bread of choice/edibility, …
The Gorilla of Foolishness – Current Ed.
Fed the monkey a bit last month … considered for a good purpose, tho’. Call it a necessary annual expense. Half got happy; theKid had grins. So … Motivation #1/#2 were in good spaces. So … if feeding the monkey just a bit to get them there … under controlled, laboratory conditions … totally worth …
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Food, or a reasonable substitute
Half used to cook but between work travel and a general, unspecified anxiety about the palatability of the final product, the task of food has fallen essentially to me. Care not do I. I have to eat anyway so I just get extra for Half and theKid. Problem? Using the hands of others to feed …
Vanity MainTain, or Toiletries & Unguents
Human bodies are gross. Odors and viscous liquids and dead cell clusters burrowed in the skin … yeh. So, gotta handle that, not necessarily for others but to tolerate yourself. Ultimately, the body reaches a rubicon of funk, and the human either must bathe or … surrender to filth. {Lev. 22:6} And then there is …
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