Oops. Seems the Ice Cream Social is a bit peeved, feeling a mite peckish, that lot. So today is the Economic Blackout … according to the medium of socials, the Ice Cream Social is imploring the membership to spend no cash, zero dollars on this day, flex a bit of economic might. TIL that the …
Clown Monkeys
This has officially become ridiculous. Would go shoot the poo-flinging monkey in the face but bullets be pricey. theKid asked for some random trinket-bauble-doodad on the thing with the stuff, said “yeh,” tried to process the magikal plastic and got denied. Wat. This is a six-figure household, waddaya mean “declined”? And to think this time …
Gauntlet: Thrown
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA not a fan of rap music but Kendrick Lamar is seriously that guy. Did not know he got a Pulitzer for music. Well, go’haid. Also did not watch the Bowl of Supers … heard a rumor that Tom Baby would be broadcasting in attendance which was enough to go tune into frolicking puppies ANYHOO finally …
Blanca Blanco
Griselda Blanco was the consummate Boss Bae in the late 80’s, early 90’s, turned Miami into the ultimate capital for booger sugar and bloodbaths. Rumor has it after being deported back to Medellín she was gunned down – get this – outside a butcher shop. Heh. GOD does like His irony. {Isaiah 3:11} Apparently, just …
Dancing On the Grave of the World
Over here? Big fan of the apocalypse. Means JESUS will return, bring in a new Heaven and a new Earth.{Revelation 21:1} And that’s a good thing. Only real hard part is getting from here … to there. But the Orange Menace 2.0 seems to be crossing that river jes’fiyn. During a not-too-distant interview Georgia (oh, …
Trading War
Well that seems like an evilitic idiot idea but gotta consider the source. Can’t say he didn’t keep his promise. Mexico, Canada, China, and – soon, possibly – the EU. Might as well just do a 100-percent tariff on everything from everywhere … what’s that Kings of Leon song “Radioactive”? Just drink the water … where …
And We’ve Only Just Begun
Whew. So … that was January 2025. OK so a guy drove his truck onto Bourbon Street at a high rate of speed, killing 14 before the cops killed him. Another guy blew up a DumpTruck in front of one of the Orange Menace’s hotels in Vegas, killing himself and no one else. Los Angeles …
Eat … THIS! – Crack Brownies
Yup. Still fat. Still working on not being that but not too hard … trying to pace meesef. Thus, ergo … in these most bitter of times, methinks we (you [Other Person You], me, us, all) deserve a little tasty morsel of the ultimate in moistly most deliciousness. Here: have a crack brownie. Dark Fudge …
Where’s Mario?
Guess Luigi had the absolute right idea. Turns out … UnHealth overcharged.rippedoff.stole billyons and billyons in drug costs from US healthcare consumers. Nice. And yet mainstream media heads keep wondering whyohwhy someone would do suchathing. ‘Nother interesting little factoid … seems the Gub’mint is “monitoring” the posts/sites of those expressing support for the Adjuster. “Hi!!” …
Fourth Reich Risen
Welp, turns out, they are who we thought they were. And it only took about 80 years to return to power. Didja see that? Adolph must be proud, simmering in his juices. “Roman salute” the left side of my inner butt cheek. Guy’s a fascist. Not surprising, tho’. Descends from a family of racist, racialized, race-based …