I/we/me must agree that the Supremes got some of ‘em right. Somewheres amongst these ramblings is a brief comment on the federal judiciary intentionally misreading the 2nd Amendment … disregarding those pesky commas. Whelp, in that liberal haven of hate that is NYC, folks can carry concealed for any non-prohibited reason. Now if you tell …
Category: Adulting 101
21st Century Chattel
Whelp wouhja lookidat. Effective June 24, 2022, American persons with child-bearing ability are thus denied federal constitutional protection, being wholly subject to states’ rights. Hunht. Well, like I said, not particularly surprising with a Catholic, two sex predators, and a Stepford Wife cosigning the decision. I/me/we will agree, though, that Roe was decided on the …
Liberally Intolerant
Not a big sports person. Used to watch football (STEEEELAAAHS!!!) until Tom Baby ruined it for everyone forever (2002 Divisional can tuck deez cheeks) … baseball can be played in tight skirts, thongs and stilettos (justa buncha standin’round) … and basketball, like English, makes no sense (how is that not a foul? ‘cuz the ref …
Ocean Roaches … and Fruit!
Yah tasty, but not like that. I may (or not) have mentioned that I’m fat, and not in a good way. Bloated and swole, I believed I may (or not) have called it. I/me/we am/are/is holding me/myself/I accountable to my bloated and swoleness, mainly because Half is so shrill, and also because the bod didn’t …
Madonna and Whores
A young woman recently went kinda viral (ew) because she resented her life choices. Ohoowuuh. Newsflash. Apparently, she is 22 YO, the wife of a pastor, married virgin at 18, now with three kids — 3, 2, and 10 months — and another on the way. Basically was always a “good girl,” betrothed as a …
Post Doc in Debt
May have (or may be not have) mentioned somewheres around these parts that theKid is a straight A student. As in, all A’s. As in, nothing less than an A. As in, no B’s, C’s, D’s or heaven forfend! F’s. A big part of that (I believe) is that a child will meet the parents’ …
Banana Split
Saw a billboard recently, said “We All Need A Little Help Sometimes,” and I/we/me wondered why it’s so hard to ask for help, of any kind. Probably because needing help is typically a sign of weakness, of failure in some fundamental way. Guy drowned in Florida was asking for help, while the cops stood there …
Bloated and Swole
See, I wouldn’t have done that. The Notorious JBP got roasted off Twitter by the angry twits for highlighting a truth. Fat chicks are fat. Said he fat-shamed Yumi Nu (wait; her name is actually yummy?) Back up. See: slut-shamed. Yes a slut, but do not shame. Yes a fat, but again do not shame. …
Women: Can’t Live With ‘Em, Can’t Bury ‘Em Out Back
Might be a little late to this (surprisenot) but one of the favorite people I didn’t know died recently, reportedly of a massive heart attack, perhaps even in flagrante delicto … globulos exposite, as it (maybe) were. The really offensive yet wholly unsurprising aspect of his death was the reaction of so many of the …
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Bulletsponge Babies
It may be time to simply admit that this is who, what, where, why, and how we are as a nation. Sacrificing children to the flames of Baal … gunfire, you see. {Jer. 32:35} I should start a crime scene cleaning company, call it Thoughts & Prayers, because that’s the extent of our commitment to …