Told dog I was going to kill him, and now he’s angry with me. Wait / OK / first, let me explain myself. Dog is 14 years old. Dog should not have lived past 7, according to the learned life expectancy of dog’s breed. Don’t get me wrong; dog is awesome. Great personality, still prances …
taxes, court interdictions, gen. yuckery
OK So How Stupid is That?
Real, real dumb. I suppose to be a billionaire, you don’t have to be particularly intelligent. Read: Donald Trump. Add: Robert Johnson. Who? Yeh, him. The guy that started Black Entertainment Television. Then sold it. To become a billionaire. He said he wants a check for slavery from the government. Somewhere around here there was a discussion …
How Is This Supposed to Work, Exactly
OK so birth, then what? I like that scene from Fight Club – OK Dad, now what? – because it perfectly encapsulates the idiocy of modern life. We seemed to do better when we believed the raging, angry sun/moon/nature gods could only be appeased via fresh blood of girls who knew no man. Ewww Woman …
TIFany & TIMithy: All Is Fair
OK welp ladies, looks like you are just going to have to quit. Must now walk out on the game you love, quit the possibility of free money for school, forfeit the ability to compete at competitive levels … TRIGGUH Actual news headline:Transgenders now dominate women’s sports. BUUUHHHTTT the Gub’mnt says transgenders can dominate women’s …
If We’re at the Top of the Food Chain, How Come We Still Get Eaten?
Back in the summer of 1916, during a heat wave and polio epidemic, a few people around New Jersey got eaten by sharks … and 60 years later the summer blockbuster was born. Jaws was awesome. The title alone brings shivers … nice one, Mr. Benchley Made people afraid to go in the water. From …
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Pay Back a Bish?
Fun (definitely not at the time but now fascinating from a historical perspective) fact: Hawaii was a sovereign nation until “annexed” by the US in 1893 via an illegal invasion of U.S. Marines (hoo-ah!) that deposed the queen / overthrew the government. Something about sugar. And money. Lots of money. And strategic defense. Something Another …
How to Plan for a Future That May Not Come
The end of physical existence is a guaranteed thing (science says: Heat Death … yeh that) but civilization will likely collapse long before that … methinks Armageddon as prophesied in the Bible but you do you. That being said, Christ Jesus tells us {Matt. 24:36} the coming end of time is known only to the …
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Why We Can’t Be Friends
Friends are expensive. Not really, but have a tendency to be. And not because friends are expensive, but because one/we tend(s) to spend money when around friends … ergo / to wit: no friends. Now – that being said the typical human is not a misanthropic cave-dweller (of course never presume) and thus thirsts for …
Avoid MORE than plague, or the Gub’mnt Intends to Destroy You
Can’t find proof in the intersphere, but I/we/most of us are quite certain the information is out there, just hasn’t been uploaded yet … wat? It could happen. Heard an … account of an incident involving a federal income tax dodger, whom the Gub’mnt suspected of faking his death. At some point, the Gub’mnt ordered …
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All the Dark We Will Not See
In January 1959, ten experienced Russian hikers from the Ural Polytechnical Institute – eight men, two women – set out for a research trip in the Ural Mountains, which serve as a type of border between Europe and Asia, to a frozen area of the Siberian wilderness known by the locals as “Dead Mountain.” One …