This is … almost, but not quite, sorta-not, not even … funny. Sigh. So it’s raining (again) and while rain is almost always welcome, not so much right in the now. Face-tatted, poo-flinging monkey person is still on site, claiming rain will delay even further, and constantly looking/asking/begging for cash … “Can’t finish without … …
[Sigh] Screaming Doesn’t Help
OK so … marriage is [supposed to be] a partnership, right? Then why is it so endlessly frustrating? Because people gonna people. Ergo / to wit … Half likes to keep information fairly close to vest until … “Duh-dunna-naaaah!” Here; do this now. Sigh. Grunt. Groan. Half is the only one in the household w/info …
Socializing with the Unsociable
Once again … so glad to be officially hitched. It ain’t perfect but it is all mine. MFs today not going to Cheesecake Factory or Olive Garden or Applebee’s. Well stay your ahh right on home, then. Sheesh. $300 for a first date? Really? What is that? Where does all that entitlement come from? No. …
Ahh, the Joy. All the Joy
One of the best things about married life? Never getting to watch the program you want. See, when spouses spent time together in front of the idiot box, typically one spouse (see: Half) does not want to watch the stupidity the other spouse (see: other half) is currently watching. Ergo: “Where’s the remote?” So much …
Dumpster Fire
Well that’s what we call a gloriously beautiful catastrophic failure. Like a plane crash. Or slow-motion car wreck. Drone footage of a train derailment. Sexy carnage. But, to quote the Martha, and that’s a good thing. Took a minute, but found some balls nearby and decided to take the hit, broached the subject of the …
All the Pretty Princessessessess
Feeling a little peeved, ‘tho really shouldn’t. Totally expected, still sad. OK so this article recounted the pain of MFs who are also wives/mothers and who failed to receive a single Christmas present. What? First off, ain’t her birthday (but if it is beyond the 21st birthday celebrations are just attention-seeking hubris) and second … …
Stupid is as Stupid Does, or the Interminable Wisdom of Idiots
The deplorable MTG asked via twit that her followers(?) join her in prayer to end abortion in the US. She might as well pray for infertility of all women in the country while she’s at it. Only pregnant women need abortions, for a myriad of reasons, some of which are for convenience, some of which …
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Look At The Blood!
Half called me “Multiple Miggs” the other day. Methinks some would find that offensive. I, however, thought it was hilarious (“I bit my wrist …”) There is truly someone for everyone. Unless, of course, you are an MF. Saw not one but two different reports of DomVi between semi-lesbian couples, and methinks it begs the …
One Bed, One Bank
Saw a podcast clip that encouraged spouses to share finances. Maritals should share one bed and one bank account. The guest and the host both thought this was a basic, seemed amazed that folks could disagree. Nice, in theory. But people don’t live theoretical, they live actual, and methinks that might work for some but …
The Importance of Being In/Per-sistent
Whelp, Half was right again. I really should learn to just listen and accept but cannot so will not. Heh. The knot on my head just keeps getting bigger. This past winter brought some major storms, like property damage / insurance claim levels. Roof of the abode got smacked a bit, shingles in the yard, …
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