Took me a while, but I finally got it. Women want men to share their resources, and men want women to share their bodies. Huh. The real disparity? A woman’s body is only valuable for about 10-20 years, depending. Beauty, youth, fertility. Immutables. After that, it’s all downside. But men? Men are limited in their …
End of Month
Well that was a bummer … onto debt! May have mentioned around these parts that Half and the other half have an … untraditionally traditional lifestyle. See, Half handles the life/life-sustaining obligations (mortgage, lights, heat, cable/internet — which, funnily enough, is the highest bill after shelter … go figure who knew) and me, the other …
Failure Complete?
Whelp, THAT didn’t work. Just got a summons and complaint for one of my monkeys, a particularly large one at that, and here I thought I was awaiting settlement terms. Well, hell. A problem, but not insurmountable. Settlement (ah-hem satisfaction) is still an option, likely just for more than originally hoped. Ah well. Half is …
Codex of Half
I/me/we may have mentioned somewhere around these parts that Half has good credit, excellent even, and will make the occasional dig at my personal lack thereof. Not that I care but sort of mostly not really sometimes … however epiphany/GODsmack … I realize / God tells me that one only needs good credit if one …
No, It Can’t Actually Buy Happiness BUT … the Peace of Mind It Can Purchase is Priceless
Dunno who came up with the slogan, Money can’t buy happiness [googling isn’t a word] but it sure as biscuits can make you less sad. I’m/we’re 90% certain that current problems in the co-parenting roommate relationship (oh wait—I meant “marriage”) are related to my wholesale indifference to money and Half’s total, unabashed commitment to it. …
Where Were We Oh Yeeesss
DEBT MONKAAAYYYYYY!!! It’s actually better, smaller, quicker. Had to step away for a bit because LIFE-ing can be all-consuming but the day-to-day doings continue. Actually had planned to post in August (men plan / GOD laughs and laughs and laughs) so here we/I/us am/are/to be … Hello, glad/it’s good to be back. Guess we’ll getting …
Food is Literally Life, go figure
Got some news recently … Not me/we/us, but Half. Half goes to doctors and hospitals and seeks treatment for … stuff. I don’t like bad news so I haven’t needed any health intervention in my lifestyle (DON’T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO IT’S MY HEART ATTACK) and as a result some changes had to …
Monkey Malnutrition
Found a truly stellar article that outlined the steps to getting out of debt while living P2P (AND I SURE DON’T MEAN PLAYSTATION) / of course most of it doesn’t work for us thusly or already in effect but it might be helpful to pass along the info … real brief/undies only: 1. Halt-cease-end use …
Smart Women
There exists a group of women (and some men) out of England who have elected not to procreate due to the pending demise of the world … “BirthStrike.” Sounds like babies on SWAT teams. Kind of pessimistic, but nevertheless a really good idea. Not only due to the upcoming apocalypse, but because kids are really …
A Cook, a Maid, and a Regular
I/we/us thus may have mentioned it before but the manosphere is some self-delusional, masturbatory, echo chamber nonsense. Not so much all of it, but most of it … the essence of it … its raison d’être … is meta-stupid. Women (and all their delicious bits) are the point. Men might not like to acknowledge this, but …