Prodigal Fam

Half has promised to bring Halfself and theKid back next month. It’s been awhile. Methinks me be lying if me said sleeping in, occasionally fooding, hermitting and yon’midnight late-nights haven’t been nice … most def have. A solitary creature does like its solitude. But. Even Ted Kaczinski needed to reach out.  Jim Beam has a …

Ballet, Beauty Pageants, and Birth … or Whose Dream Is It, Anyway?

Ring/buzz/trill. “Hello?” “Hey Dad.” “Hey!  It’s my number one son!  How’s it going?” “Good, Dad.  Good.” “And how are all my grandbabies?” Gentle chuckle.  “They’re fine.” “And my daughter-in-law?” “She’s good.” “Planted the next seed yet?” Another chuckle.  “Not just yet.  The baby’s only a few months old, figured I’d give her break.  Maybe have …

BootyHole Worms, AKA Parental Debts

There’s a delightful young woman on the Tok of the Tik – the Girl with the List / @z00mie – and she offers birth control advice / cures for baby fever.  She (I believe the term) “stitches” other clips together of women describing the absolute horror of certain birth situations. For example, one woman reminisced …

Wow … Didn’t See That One Coming, But Pretty Sure Someone Did

Some disgruntled bearing a discount sniper scope tried to end the Orange Menace.  How very American.  And of course the shooter was killed by … “law enforcement.” Big fan of conspiracy theories, so thought would add another. The objective of the masters of mankind is authoritarianism, and currently the best approach to achieve that goal …

Cognitive Dissonance, or If Everything Is Better Why Does It All Suck?

Gleaned an article re the strong job market, low unemployment, boundless opportunities, Wall Street on record highs (booger shooger will do that). Aaaannnndddd then there’s another article re how tech workers of FANG – Facebook, Amazon, NetFlix, Google – are experiencing layoffs, unable to find work, living on credit cards and out of their cars, …