Half shrilled at theKid recently. Couldn’t rescue theKid, ‘cuz theKid was in the wrong. Part of the problem is theKid is usually/typically/ordinarily totally awesome extraordinary, so when theKid reveals human traits, such as fallibility, selfishness, or lack of thought, Half explodes all over theKid because the expectation is that theKid knows better. Which theKid does …
Vlad the Upseller
Didn’t see that one coming. Or maybe did. No real mystery that Vlad’s efforts re empire-building/expansion have been met with a bit of resistance. What’s it been, 18 months now? Vlad budgeted a couple months to complete his invasion, and just recently Moscow almost got took by his own mercs. Ha! Gotta love it. Vlad …
The Importance of Being In/Per-sistent
Whelp, Half was right again. I really should learn to just listen and accept but cannot so will not. Heh. The knot on my head just keeps getting bigger. This past winter brought some major storms, like property damage / insurance claim levels. Roof of the abode got smacked a bit, shingles in the yard, …
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The Great Gaslight
OK so there’s this big ahh ball of light and hubris in Vegas and it’s disturbing, to say the least. Some have opined that the MSG Sphere is a beacon for ET to come and visit. Interestingly more so, a family in Vegas made a 911 call to report aliens in their backyard … 9, …
Two Questions
Rumor has it that men are just not getting married anymore. So much so that David’s Bridal, that cesspool of tulle and tiaras, filed for bankruptcy not too long ago.I guess DeBeers is next as it should be … two months’ salary on a rock of negligible value? Really? Kissmybutt Funny. The Red Pill makes …
The Measure of My Monkey
Realized (yes no I am not paying attention) that I haven’t checked on/REVEALED TO THE ENTIRE WORLD my debt of foolishness in a while, just been feeding the monkey and starving it at the same time. So without further ado (always ado, so much more ado) … the current measure of my monkey: Type of …
Actually, That’s Not Entirely Accurate
Have to admit, and might have to be the itchy butthole here, but I simply do not get Juneteenth. Yeh yeh folks in Galveston, Texas received news from Union soldiers in June of 1865 that – oh lookee here – their labor could no longer be stolen for the sole benefit of … ahem … …
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The Nuclear Dude
One of theKid’s training camps is coed. Boys and girls, mixing it up, competing in kind, never a problem there, oh-ho-ho-no. Didn’t a female volleyball player wind up with a concussion after the translete spiked the ball into her face? But no difference between the sexes. Riiiiiiiight. Anyways … digress. So theKid has the occasional …
How to Make a Batwing With Your Nutsack
theKid is comedy. Occasionally, theKid will insist that I sit with theKid and watch memes. Not movies. Not TV shows. Not a program. But memes. Sign o’ the times. Anyhoo, most of the time I have something else to do but child bonding (no glue!) is a thing, and a very important thing at that, …
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A Celebration of the 7 Deadly
I wonder if that is a coincidence. Actually … I don’t, not really, since I don’t believe in coincidence, luck, or perchance. All is GOD’s will, so there. But I noticed that now June is Pride month, a month where the … world? The States? Everybody? Is supposed to get together and throw a party …