Saw a podcast clip that encouraged spouses to share finances. Maritals should share one bed and one bank account. The guest and the host both thought this was a basic, seemed amazed that folks could disagree. Nice, in theory. But people don’t live theoretical, they live actual, and methinks that might work for some but …
If Not, Don’t; If Yes, More! More! More!
Half and theKid returned from their travels, and I must say – family is everything. Unless it isn’t. Methinks if I had not succumbed to marriage, and if Half had not insisted on being fruitful and multiplying, I believe I would not have missed what I did not have. Let me explain (or not … …
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Hungry Monkey
After this month, I will have another 90 days before I have completely fed a monkey while simultaneously starving it to death. Yay, me. The point? If I, with my preternaturally irresponsible financial self, can get serious and consistent about paying off debt, then absolutely anyone else can, too. Now, it only took getting sued, …
OK So That’s It? All Better Now?
The Supremes are a collection of twits. Well, not all of them, just the ones in majority control. Altho’ the latest couldn’t define “woman,” altho’ she is one, methinks, so she’s kind of shortbus too, but digress Anyhoo, the Supremes just eliminated one of the tools used to remedy generations of harm STILL HAPPENING BTW …
All Hands on DEC
Per the usual, GOD figured it out for me. Mentioned several times ‘round these parts that I am a fatbody. A lard ahh. Bit of a beached whale. Not that I care but Half does and thus so I must. Anyhoo, back eleventy-umpteen years ago, bought a … device, designed to help with that. Of …
Amazing Awesome But Still Just Human
Half shrilled at theKid recently. Couldn’t rescue theKid, ‘cuz theKid was in the wrong. Part of the problem is theKid is usually/typically/ordinarily totally awesome extraordinary, so when theKid reveals human traits, such as fallibility, selfishness, or lack of thought, Half explodes all over theKid because the expectation is that theKid knows better. Which theKid does …
Vlad the Upseller
Didn’t see that one coming. Or maybe did. No real mystery that Vlad’s efforts re empire-building/expansion have been met with a bit of resistance. What’s it been, 18 months now? Vlad budgeted a couple months to complete his invasion, and just recently Moscow almost got took by his own mercs. Ha! Gotta love it. Vlad …
The Importance of Being In/Per-sistent
Whelp, Half was right again. I really should learn to just listen and accept but cannot so will not. Heh. The knot on my head just keeps getting bigger. This past winter brought some major storms, like property damage / insurance claim levels. Roof of the abode got smacked a bit, shingles in the yard, …
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Two Questions
Rumor has it that men are just not getting married anymore. So much so that David’s Bridal, that cesspool of tulle and tiaras, filed for bankruptcy not too long ago.I guess DeBeers is next as it should be … two months’ salary on a rock of negligible value? Really? Kissmybutt Funny. The Red Pill makes …
The Measure of My Monkey
Realized (yes no I am not paying attention) that I haven’t checked on/REVEALED TO THE ENTIRE WORLD my debt of foolishness in a while, just been feeding the monkey and starving it at the same time. So without further ado (always ado, so much more ado) … the current measure of my monkey: Type of …