To be perfectly, imperfect … I miss the pandemic. Not the disease, specifically, (‘cuz that ain’t going nowharz) but the restrictions. I really liked staying home, and so did the world. Like, the Earth planet. Did anybody else see how blue the sky actually is over Delhi, or Shanghai, or Los Angeles? No people, no …
But … isn’t that … Insulting the Spade?
May have mentioned somewhere around these parts some personal admiration for MGTOW … Now there’s a good idea too long coming. All men really need is a cook, a maid, and a regular … the purpose of marriage is to protect women and punish men who choose not I di-gress anyway, read something recently about …
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Got ‘Er Duhn, or more commonly WHERE’S MY SEX ROBOT
Whelp, looks like the Trumpiots finally got (in?) their way. Generally unsurprising, what with two (count ‘em – two) alleged sexual predators with lifetime appointments sitting on the bench. Can’t say one is even mildly surprised. What with the staggering hypocrisy of the so-called conservatives (here’s looking at you, Mitchy!) and the strident befuddlement of …
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Well Who’s Fault Is It
Not mad, exactly, just … really? Recently witnessed a news story out of Baltimore … a 17 YO high school senior is getting ready to graduate when he (and his mother, apparently) discovered that he had only completely sufficient credits for the ninth grade. From his report cards, he’d only managed to pass three classes …
Well, It Ain’t Dance Music
Recently received another joyful sign of the coming Apocalypse … ENM, or Ethical Non-Monogamy. What the pho? Apparently, ENM is when people don’t want to be single and don’t want to be faithful, so they tell their … whatevers that they’re doing whichever with all the whomevers … whenevers. Apparently, the notion of monogamy is …
Crudités
Recently I engaged in what absolutely must be the most Caucasoid behavior known to modern society … I Uber’d from Whole Foods whilst drinking a latte from Starbucks. The only way that conduct could be any whiter is with soy milk. My lips are just primming with privilege. Actually, I’m lying. I have no privilege, …
Back Into the Salt Mines
Methinks there would be greater … not respect, exactly, but more of a … tolerant resignation (no, not that kind but there’s been a lot of that too!) … a reluctant acquiescence … a begrudging forbearance, if one will … to returning to in-person office activities if employers were just honest. Recently received notice that …
Well This Could Be Interesting
Recently received a letter from an actual lawyer not too long ago. Apparently, the creditor behind Years of Monkey Play (á la $23K) would like some of the money back that I/me/we borrowed via overextended/overburdened credit card … Well, pffft all over that. Not really but kind of. See, if I’d had my money epiphany …
Happy Nutday!
Sooo … I’m supposing, depending on the state of the vessel, the actual birth day is of no significance. Fertilized and done. There is/was a young woman in Texas who had charges brought then dismissed for “self-induced abortion.” Apparently, she tried to end her pregnancy without experiencing birth or the permission of the state. Guess …
The Nihilist Party
L. Ron Hubbard (founder/inventor of Scientology) once said the best way to get rich is to start a religion. Obviously, the man never met Christ. The founders of BLM (and no, not the Bureau of Land Management) recently purchased a $6M parcel of luxury LA real estate as a … wait for it … “campus.” …