Poo-Flinging, Face-Tatted, Club-Footed Monkey

OK not mad, exactly.  Just perplexed.  A bit irritated.  Confused, as to this. OK so there are not one but two two holes in the ceiling … one of which due to gross negligence, the other to … idiocy?  Morons moving through the world?  Stupidity just strutting about? Yah, methinks so. OK so face-tatted “guy” …

Moderately Moderate in Moderation

Briefly perused (wat? “pear”? “yoused”? ENGLISHMAKESNOSENSE) an article about how to shop for the holidays without breaking the budget (that’s ‘cuz budgets don’t work and waste my time) and suggested that folks plan ahead, make a list of gift-receivers, decide the gift, then shop for sales.  Oh, wait.  That sounds like a SPENDING PLAN. See?  …

All Gold Err’thang

Or, better yet, shiny things. Mansa Musa, the richest man who ever lived, had a bag worth $400B in today’s bucks, and even managed to devalue gold by spreading it around.  Bozos and the oily, musky ferret funk got nothing on that guy.  Well, that guy lived/reigned some 700 years ago, so there is that. …

Feet First

Interesting little factoid / as described by wikiwiki … stocks are used as restraining devices for the feet, a form of corporal punishment and public humiliation (á la social spanking).  The pillory, by contrast, is distinguishable via its confinement of hands and head/neck. So now we just get pilloried by stocks.  Ahh, this.  The Fab …

The Four Horsemen of Consumption

Only four things to do with the thing after spending money on the thing. Use it.  Sell it.  Gift it.  Toss it. Most folks will use/consume it – whatever it is – for a bit then either              give/gift it to someone else,                             try to sell it in exchange for cash/(rarely) trade,                                           or throw it away …

Money Money Money Muuhh-ney … MUHHHHN-NAAAAYYY

Did not truly appreciate the fact until I read this book, but … companies and governments run exactly the same. Not with the same purpose … contrary to what Mr. Potatohaid says/thinks, can’t run a country like a business. No, rather government (or gub’mint, to be consistent) and private enterprise need money to function … …

They Said I Could So I Did … Prolly Shouldn’t’ve, Tho’ … YOLO!!! (well, twice … afterlife)

OK, so … wait.  Hear me out.  This is good, I promise. I think. OK, so, somewhere around these parts there was a discussion of debt monkeys, and how the credit circus will forever want the masses to play, and not only watch the show but become an active part of it.  OK, so, what …