Friends are expensive. Not really, but have a tendency to be. And not because friends are expensive, but because one/we tend(s) to spend money when around friends … ergo / to wit: no friends. Now – that being said the typical human is not a misanthropic cave-dweller (of course never presume) and thus thirsts for …
Do You See the Dragon?
Everyone is fighting a dragon. Some are cute and named Puff; others breathe fire and eat virgins. And just because the dragon may not be seen by others … does not mean the dragon is not there. My dragon? Actually, surprisingly, it’s not debt. It’s disinterest — I have yet to feel involved in this …
A Cardboard Box could be, Technically, a House
… if you’re five, and your parents just purchased a new fridge (more stuff!), and you have a backyard, and you can play in that box as a playhouse in your backyard of the home your parents bought. That you live in. When you’re five. Instead of the cardboard box used as make-believe. HOWEVER! … …
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Smart Women
There exists a group of women (and some men) out of England who have elected not to procreate due to the pending demise of the world … “BirthStrike.” Sounds like babies on SWAT teams. Kind of pessimistic, but nevertheless a really good idea. Not only due to the upcoming apocalypse, but because kids are really …
Eat This! #3, or … Loaf of Meat
It’s kind of a garbage dump, but it’s been consistent, so here. Weirdly enough, both Half and theKid have a thing for the meatloaf. Go figure. Ground beef, onions, garlic (all the garlic), some wor … some worchestershire (what? it’s in a bottle that drips slow), some other stuff to get everything to stick together, …
Avoid MORE than plague, or the Gub’mnt Intends to Destroy You
Can’t find proof in the intersphere, but I/we/most of us are quite certain the information is out there, just hasn’t been uploaded yet … wat? It could happen. Heard an … account of an incident involving a federal income tax dodger, whom the Gub’mnt suspected of faking his death. At some point, the Gub’mnt ordered …
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Do You Need That Of Course Not
Another handy little Credit Circus psychop mankind master magic trick … “disposable income” … “money” that is to be thrown away, or otherwise disposed of … Yehriteno. Discretionary income is probably an apter term (yehIseddit); that is, money available to make some decisions, good or bad. Donate or blow … exercise greater discretion (HA!) in …
You, yes YOU
On some level, I thought that only Americans were actually, actively stupid. Oh!ho! was I wrong. Humans are stupid ehhv-ree-way-yer … like, internationally. How sad. I was watching car wrecks on the Tubes ofYou (tol’ja) and now have the unfortunate visual memory of large animals being subjected to the microcosm of man’s idiocy … an …
Better Living Through Not Being an A**hole
I may have stated earlier that I am a horrible person, and actively relish being so. I don’t like people. Overall, people are usually a disappointment, and unnecessary frustration. HOWEVER Individuals are occasionally OK. My spouse is an individual, and although I am still uncertain as to why Half remains betrothed to thee I am …
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the Tao of Half – See That Monkey on a Treadmill
Half works for money to put money to work. Wat genius Half doesn’t like Half’s debt monkey. Half actually refused a debt monkey, still worked job and got stuff, and then was punished for it. See, part of the Credit Circus participation requirement is that if one initially refuses to perform in the Credit Circus, …
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