On some level, I thought that only Americans were actually, actively stupid. Oh!ho! was I wrong. Humans are stupid ehhv-ree-way-yer … like, internationally. How sad. I was watching car wrecks on the Tubes ofYou (tol’ja) and now have the unfortunate visual memory of large animals being subjected to the microcosm of man’s idiocy … an …
Better Living Through Not Being an A**hole
I may have stated earlier that I am a horrible person, and actively relish being so. I don’t like people. Overall, people are usually a disappointment, and unnecessary frustration. HOWEVER Individuals are occasionally OK. My spouse is an individual, and although I am still uncertain as to why Half remains betrothed to thee I am …
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A Cook, a Maid, and a Regular
I/we/us thus may have mentioned it before but the manosphere is some self-delusional, masturbatory, echo chamber nonsense. Not so much all of it, but most of it … the essence of it … its raison d’être … is meta-stupid. Women (and all their delicious bits) are the point. Men might not like to acknowledge this, but …
Minutes&Pennies
A little boy lay in a field of wildflowers, fascinating at the sky. He asked, “God?” God replied, “Yes, My child.” The little boy wondered, “How long is a million years to You?” God replied, “To you? About a minute.” {2 Peter 3:8} The little boy wondered, “Well, how much is a million dollars to …
Earl
I wonder if GOD! still speaks through prophets, or if man’s disconnection is so deep that GOD! decided we could only get to Him “through the Son,” such that He’s not sending any more spiritual town criers, as it were. But if He did, I think maybe Earl might possibly could have been a good …
the Tao of Half – See That Monkey on a Treadmill
Half works for money to put money to work. Wat genius Half doesn’t like Half’s debt monkey. Half actually refused a debt monkey, still worked job and got stuff, and then was punished for it. See, part of the Credit Circus participation requirement is that if one initially refuses to perform in the Credit Circus, …
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All the Dark We Will Not See
In January 1959, ten experienced Russian hikers from the Ural Polytechnical Institute – eight men, two women – set out for a research trip in the Ural Mountains, which serve as a type of border between Europe and Asia, to a frozen area of the Siberian wilderness known by the locals as “Dead Mountain.” One …
Tow Truck Lights in the Rearview
Christians celebrate Easter Sunday, April 4, 2021. {Matthew 27:35 – Mark 15:25 – Luke 23:33 – John 19:18}{Matthew 28:9 – Mark 16:9 – Luke 24:15 – John 20:14-15} {Acts 1:3} According to the Scriptures (yes the Old Testament & yes the New Testament yes the entire Holy Bible)… a man named Jesus Christ was crucified …
Eat THIS! #2, or … FoodPots No. 1
Another approach to sustaining life with minimal expense is a potmess of food. As a single dish, throw in some meat, maybe veggies/probably not, pasta or rice, a sauce … white/cheesy, red/spaghetti-y, gravypack&water … ovenbake or stovecook … feeds the whole family … daily food=fuel problem=done. Half will usually just shovel it in, or forego …
Eat This! #1, or … Sammiches
OK so again – food. Notably, costs associated with feeding self and others go down pree-sip-pit-tus-ly! (precipitously) upon use of the hands blessfully (yeh I spelt it rite) attached to one’s body (making some assumptions here but work with me) … oooue. A recipe. Meet Meat Sammich, or Meet Sammich of Meat Bread of choice/edibility, …